Loved the comment, but what do you mean? What? Hello? Does this dude just have sonic on speed dial for fanfic author killing purposes?????

I’m not a regular mayor, I’m a COOL mayor! *clocks someone upside the head*

Why am i being such a pussy about this. Im literally a MASOCHIST!! I might be overposting but im fucking scared as shit man. I gotta get outta here-

To be clear, they were shoving eachother out of the way and out of their safe zone originally to get to their toy, i didnt remove it as a punishment, i removed it because slime genocide is rampant in my ranch and im desperately trying to prevent further casualties

Me when I realize I am actively and physically in my dr during an attempt:

I promise im not thinking about them as blocks. They are both stylized to shit and NON RECTANGULAR in my mind!!!

I think that, no matter the personality, couriers and vault hunters are always fucking terrifying. One took two bullets to the head, got buried alive, and still got up to terrorize the mojave, and the other literally shreds through armies of psychopaths and literal eldritch demons for fun