Wenn diese wohnung nicht komplett aufgeräumt ist, wenn ich zurückkomme und auch nur ein einziger teller irgendwo rumsteht oder ein lappen da liegt, wo er nicht liegen soll, werde ich meinen verstand verlieren 😃😃😃
December 26, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Wenn diese wohnung nicht komplett aufgeräumt ist, wenn ich zurückkomme und auch nur ein einziger teller irgendwo rumsteht oder ein lappen da liegt, wo er nicht liegen soll, werde ich meinen verstand verlieren 😃😃😃
roommate: *puts a whole bowl of yogurt on her desk*
roommate: *leaves for several minutes*
roommate (shocked): the cats ate my ENTIRE bowl, bro, how?!
what did you EXPECT?????
roommate: *leaves for several minutes*
roommate (shocked): the cats ate my ENTIRE bowl, bro, how?!
what did you EXPECT?????
December 18, 2023 at 8:44 PM
roommate: *puts a whole bowl of yogurt on her desk*
roommate: *leaves for several minutes*
roommate (shocked): the cats ate my ENTIRE bowl, bro, how?!
what did you EXPECT?????
roommate: *leaves for several minutes*
roommate (shocked): the cats ate my ENTIRE bowl, bro, how?!
what did you EXPECT?????
me: i‘m afraid of setting boundaries, seeming demanding, making my needs known or telling people when they‘ve hurt me
them: its okay you can tell us!
me: ok *gets mad about something*
them: *ignore me/act weird around me the whole day, don’t apologize when they fucked up*
them: its okay you can tell us!
me: ok *gets mad about something*
them: *ignore me/act weird around me the whole day, don’t apologize when they fucked up*
December 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
me: i‘m afraid of setting boundaries, seeming demanding, making my needs known or telling people when they‘ve hurt me
them: its okay you can tell us!
me: ok *gets mad about something*
them: *ignore me/act weird around me the whole day, don’t apologize when they fucked up*
them: its okay you can tell us!
me: ok *gets mad about something*
them: *ignore me/act weird around me the whole day, don’t apologize when they fucked up*
Wie kann ein mensch so unförmig sein
December 14, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Wie kann ein mensch so unförmig sein
I just tried on all the clothes i ordered for the wedding in january and nothing fits, i have to send back everything (except for the pair of sweatpants i threw in) 😃😃😃😃 its hating myself hours… i‘m so close to cancelling
December 14, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I just tried on all the clothes i ordered for the wedding in january and nothing fits, i have to send back everything (except for the pair of sweatpants i threw in) 😃😃😃😃 its hating myself hours… i‘m so close to cancelling
Nur wegen @janboehm.bsky.social s Manager Klaus konnte ich gestern noch inmitten von Bahnchaos lachen…. more Jan abuse please 🙏🏼 #festundflauschig #boomercringe
December 14, 2023 at 9:11 AM
Nur wegen @janboehm.bsky.social s Manager Klaus konnte ich gestern noch inmitten von Bahnchaos lachen…. more Jan abuse please 🙏🏼 #festundflauschig #boomercringe
“Der vor uns liegende Streckenabschnitt ist noch durch einen anderen Zug belegt, wir werden unsere Fahrt in Kürze fortsetzen”
ES IST STREIK, AUSSER UNS FÄHRT HIER NICHTS, VERARSCHT JEMAND ANDEREN
ES IST STREIK, AUSSER UNS FÄHRT HIER NICHTS, VERARSCHT JEMAND ANDEREN
December 8, 2023 at 7:17 AM
“Der vor uns liegende Streckenabschnitt ist noch durch einen anderen Zug belegt, wir werden unsere Fahrt in Kürze fortsetzen”
ES IST STREIK, AUSSER UNS FÄHRT HIER NICHTS, VERARSCHT JEMAND ANDEREN
ES IST STREIK, AUSSER UNS FÄHRT HIER NICHTS, VERARSCHT JEMAND ANDEREN
my roommate turned off my fucking hue wake up light & I overslept by about 40 minutes and will be late for work but not only that, there is construction on the train tracks AGAIN which means I have to take a bus through a whole town in order to catch my train & the entire week is going to be a mess
December 8, 2023 at 6:41 AM
my roommate turned off my fucking hue wake up light & I overslept by about 40 minutes and will be late for work but not only that, there is construction on the train tracks AGAIN which means I have to take a bus through a whole town in order to catch my train & the entire week is going to be a mess
I’m home with a cold and finally have the time and energy to cook. Today I made Mushroom Stroganoff! Never cooked with red wine before, actually felt like a chef 👩🏻🍳
November 28, 2023 at 7:49 PM
I’m home with a cold and finally have the time and energy to cook. Today I made Mushroom Stroganoff! Never cooked with red wine before, actually felt like a chef 👩🏻🍳
Auf öffentlichen Nahverkehr angewiesen sein wie
November 24, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Auf öffentlichen Nahverkehr angewiesen sein wie
Petition, den Bahnhof Mainz Bischofsheim in den Boden zu stampfen
November 24, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Petition, den Bahnhof Mainz Bischofsheim in den Boden zu stampfen
When I think back on my life, I never actually did anything right ever😛
November 22, 2023 at 6:30 AM
When I think back on my life, I never actually did anything right ever😛
tre cool is so tacky
November 15, 2023 at 6:36 AM
tre cool is so tacky
Remind me not to pay things forward for anyone ever again
“I’ll pay you back immediately!” *ignores me since last Wednesday*
“I’ll pay you back immediately!” *ignores me since last Wednesday*
November 14, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Remind me not to pay things forward for anyone ever again
“I’ll pay you back immediately!” *ignores me since last Wednesday*
“I’ll pay you back immediately!” *ignores me since last Wednesday*
got my first gojo figure today and uh. uhhh.. hmm. well.
November 8, 2023 at 5:40 PM
got my first gojo figure today and uh. uhhh.. hmm. well.
Me: maybe things aren’t so bad right no-
Coworker: *says “bye” in a Tone™*
Me: I’m going to quit my job
Coworker: *says “bye” in a Tone™*
Me: I’m going to quit my job
November 8, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Me: maybe things aren’t so bad right no-
Coworker: *says “bye” in a Tone™*
Me: I’m going to quit my job
Coworker: *says “bye” in a Tone™*
Me: I’m going to quit my job
when you ask me how I am, I am either fine or lying
October 30, 2023 at 1:14 PM
when you ask me how I am, I am either fine or lying
why do I always lieeeee
October 30, 2023 at 1:13 PM
why do I always lieeeee
it’s not even 10 am and two coworkers are sitting in my office talking about war and destruction all over the world and the decline of society bro I only came here to work I can’t even deal with this right now
October 30, 2023 at 8:57 AM
it’s not even 10 am and two coworkers are sitting in my office talking about war and destruction all over the world and the decline of society bro I only came here to work I can’t even deal with this right now
She asked if I’m okay & I said I was. She said I seem down & I said it’s fine. She asked if someone was mean (like I’m a child) & I said no (but yes, you). I said it’d be more of a hassle to talk about it. She said okay. But it’s not something she did, right? Yes it was. I said no. Why did I say no?
October 29, 2023 at 7:51 PM
She asked if I’m okay & I said I was. She said I seem down & I said it’s fine. She asked if someone was mean (like I’m a child) & I said no (but yes, you). I said it’d be more of a hassle to talk about it. She said okay. But it’s not something she did, right? Yes it was. I said no. Why did I say no?
the only time i feel truly damaged is when she’s with me. I don’t want to throw around words like emotional abuse but most of my insecurities I’ve accumulated over the course of my life stem from things a) my mom said/did or b) SHE said or did. But I love her so nothing is ever gonna change 🤷🏻♀️
October 29, 2023 at 7:25 PM
the only time i feel truly damaged is when she’s with me. I don’t want to throw around words like emotional abuse but most of my insecurities I’ve accumulated over the course of my life stem from things a) my mom said/did or b) SHE said or did. But I love her so nothing is ever gonna change 🤷🏻♀️
when your friends have no respect for your time 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
October 29, 2023 at 7:01 PM
when your friends have no respect for your time 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
frage mich manchmal welche art von fragen unsere nachbarn von ihren kindern gestellt bekommen wenn diese sich ins wlan einwählen wollen und unseren netzwerknamen sehen
October 29, 2023 at 10:40 AM
frage mich manchmal welche art von fragen unsere nachbarn von ihren kindern gestellt bekommen wenn diese sich ins wlan einwählen wollen und unseren netzwerknamen sehen