Sullivan Sweeney
@sullivansweeney.bsky.social
The Crow Formerly Known as Piper Sweeney. He/him or They/them if you prefer. Some dude who draws stuff and plays with a ukulele.
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Dark Psychology of Homewreckers: Ariana Grande VS Lily Jay, A Deep Dive
YouTube video by Sullivan Sweeney (The Crow FKA Piper Sweeney)
youtu.be
It only took me 20234823908 years to create this video. also I really enjoyed the new cut of eternal sunshine.
i haven't posted here in a while, but i figured you should all know i am full blown hellenic polytheism and find ancient greek hymns so unlistenable that i am contemplating writing my own. maybe that's the problem with the world. too much bad music. gods are angry. :/ hold on trying to fix
July 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i haven't posted here in a while, but i figured you should all know i am full blown hellenic polytheism and find ancient greek hymns so unlistenable that i am contemplating writing my own. maybe that's the problem with the world. too much bad music. gods are angry. :/ hold on trying to fix
considering transpeople are like 1% of the population, i wonder if our use as a scapegoat group is so the government can erode basic rights and ultimately discriminate against women. like, you know, more than usual.
May 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
considering transpeople are like 1% of the population, i wonder if our use as a scapegoat group is so the government can erode basic rights and ultimately discriminate against women. like, you know, more than usual.
one of my biggest AI fears is that people will think my writing is AI generated because I overuse em dashes.
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
one of my biggest AI fears is that people will think my writing is AI generated because I overuse em dashes.
This is a parody... right... like... a late April fool's... RIGHT???
Trump signs executive order that reverses Biden rule on ‘weak’ showerheads
An executive order he signed calls for an immediate end to water conservation standards that restrict the number of gallons per minute that flow through showerheads and other appliances.
www.wsaz.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This is a parody... right... like... a late April fool's... RIGHT???
women's section of the thrift store: freshly laundered floral scent for your courtesy
men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew
men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew
April 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
women's section of the thrift store: freshly laundered floral scent for your courtesy
men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew
men's side: ballsack sweat and mildew
I spent 3 hours last night cleaning out our foyer trying to make it look livable so i don't feel like setting myself on fire every time i enter the hoarder house, all the while my father had conversations on speaker phone while watching trumper propaganda on youtube at boomer decibles. didn't die.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I spent 3 hours last night cleaning out our foyer trying to make it look livable so i don't feel like setting myself on fire every time i enter the hoarder house, all the while my father had conversations on speaker phone while watching trumper propaganda on youtube at boomer decibles. didn't die.
always blows my mind that a celebrity can say one line that isn't that enlightening and gossip blogs will turn it into an entire article that people will actually waste their time reading
Lana Del Rey Reveals Why Marriage to Husband Jeremy Dufrene Surprisingly Works - E! Online
Lana Del Rey couldn’t help but gush over that magic behind her marriage with Jeremy Dufrene after suffering from a “singer’s curse” in her love life.
www.eonline.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
always blows my mind that a celebrity can say one line that isn't that enlightening and gossip blogs will turn it into an entire article that people will actually waste their time reading
It only took me 20234823908 years to create this video. also I really enjoyed the new cut of eternal sunshine.
Dark Psychology of Homewreckers: Ariana Grande VS Lily Jay, A Deep Dive
YouTube video by Sullivan Sweeney (The Crow FKA Piper Sweeney)
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It only took me 20234823908 years to create this video. also I really enjoyed the new cut of eternal sunshine.
I just exported my ariana grande psych video. May the gods of copyright be on my side as I embark on this terrifying endeavor
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just exported my ariana grande psych video. May the gods of copyright be on my side as I embark on this terrifying endeavor
Slightly-rare, decade-old Melanie Martinez interview with cringey intro and outro, for your viewing pleasure
MELANIE MARTINEZ talks Cruella Deville, CRY BABY, DOLLHOUSE w/ PAVLINA
YouTube video by Pavlina Osta
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Slightly-rare, decade-old Melanie Martinez interview with cringey intro and outro, for your viewing pleasure
Reposted by Sullivan Sweeney
When you see the stock market plummeting today remember, it’s the Trump stock market and he claimed it fair and square
March 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When you see the stock market plummeting today remember, it’s the Trump stock market and he claimed it fair and square
When the man cut my hours from 36 to 16 because of tariffs hiking up the price of groceries, I was mad. When they took away free coffee from the break room? About to quit. Might organize a union. might dump all the store's coffee into the sewer.
March 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When the man cut my hours from 36 to 16 because of tariffs hiking up the price of groceries, I was mad. When they took away free coffee from the break room? About to quit. Might organize a union. might dump all the store's coffee into the sewer.
....i'll show this to tyler when i'm not mad at him anymore >> the boy loves frogs
Back in town with some spectacular new signed prints available
March 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
....i'll show this to tyler when i'm not mad at him anymore >> the boy loves frogs
chat gpt just called me "bitchy, but smart." 💀 I didn't ask for a roast i just needed the validation my parents never gave me
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
chat gpt just called me "bitchy, but smart." 💀 I didn't ask for a roast i just needed the validation my parents never gave me
(1) i need to vent. this cover has been pissing me off since the 90s. First of all, the image is bisected with two tones, the orange making me focus more on the female. Then the image is further bisected by the black clothing, and since they have the same skintone...
March 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(1) i need to vent. this cover has been pissing me off since the 90s. First of all, the image is bisected with two tones, the orange making me focus more on the female. Then the image is further bisected by the black clothing, and since they have the same skintone...
I'm going full on rags to riches so i can buy this. i'll be on an awards stage and instead of thanking god i'm going to thank this frog
The Frog Friend (Pen, Brush, Apple Pencil Holder, Desk Friend)
Need a hand? This little lad just wants to help. Give him your favorite pen, paint brush, or apple pencil to hold for you!
www.uncomfy.store
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm going full on rags to riches so i can buy this. i'll be on an awards stage and instead of thanking god i'm going to thank this frog
they knew i was trans at the dr but thought i was trans the other way so they were suggesting women's groups and then got super embarrassed lmao. i have achieved peak androgyny. next i will infiltrate male spaces and steal everyone's pronouns until trump deports me to the moon
March 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
they knew i was trans at the dr but thought i was trans the other way so they were suggesting women's groups and then got super embarrassed lmao. i have achieved peak androgyny. next i will infiltrate male spaces and steal everyone's pronouns until trump deports me to the moon
someone on reddit noticed that melanie and their portals stylist unfollowed each other and ppl automatically jumped to conclusions that melanie is impossible to work with and has serial falling-outs with their team 😂 y'all will reach so hard for drama that your arms will break off
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
someone on reddit noticed that melanie and their portals stylist unfollowed each other and ppl automatically jumped to conclusions that melanie is impossible to work with and has serial falling-outs with their team 😂 y'all will reach so hard for drama that your arms will break off
haaha. me typing "Lana Del Rey Fingertips" and Google AI predicting I'm going to search for the song lyrics when really I want the chords because I'm cool enough to play uke but not cool enough to be good at it
March 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
haaha. me typing "Lana Del Rey Fingertips" and Google AI predicting I'm going to search for the song lyrics when really I want the chords because I'm cool enough to play uke but not cool enough to be good at it
This is why you NEVERRR post as soon as you're "done." One is Ariana Grande, the other is Ariana Grande's evil lookalike when her face starts melting off after the photoshoot
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is why you NEVERRR post as soon as you're "done." One is Ariana Grande, the other is Ariana Grande's evil lookalike when her face starts melting off after the photoshoot
Are you...
male
female
non-binary
hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?
male
female
non-binary
hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?
February 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Are you...
male
female
non-binary
hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?
male
female
non-binary
hawk perched close-by waiting for Wicked to drop in price?
Day 3 of working on my Coquette-themed self-help magazine. After meticulously converting every page of text into a png, enlarging each page to 150%, and arranging it on the page, I realized I stylized Cry Baby as Crybaby throughout the whole thing. I also failed to keep pronouns consistent. I'm dead
February 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Day 3 of working on my Coquette-themed self-help magazine. After meticulously converting every page of text into a png, enlarging each page to 150%, and arranging it on the page, I realized I stylized Cry Baby as Crybaby throughout the whole thing. I also failed to keep pronouns consistent. I'm dead
I literally just shouted because I finally realized that Lana singing "sizzling like a snare" was about telephone wires literally sounding like a snare drum. This revelation comes an entire decade after I realized there was no snail getting electrocuted.
February 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I literally just shouted because I finally realized that Lana singing "sizzling like a snare" was about telephone wires literally sounding like a snare drum. This revelation comes an entire decade after I realized there was no snail getting electrocuted.
Four more years of emboldened racists.
11-year-old took her own life after classmates threatened to call ICE on her family, devastated mother reveals
‘I waited a whole week for a miracle that my daughter would be well, but unfortunately, nothing could be done’, despaired her mother
ca.news.yahoo.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Four more years of emboldened racists.
Just so you all know, the script for the Ariana Grande video is done. Next is finishing the product I'm pairing with it (a celebrity self-help psychology fan zine), recording the art, recording the commentary (13 pages), and putting it all together.
February 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just so you all know, the script for the Ariana Grande video is done. Next is finishing the product I'm pairing with it (a celebrity self-help psychology fan zine), recording the art, recording the commentary (13 pages), and putting it all together.