“Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head?”

I love my roommate.

Nah it saved the show. Honestly good call.

It was. My director turned off my mic mid-performance.

But I’m not even smart enough for those. All I did in high school was get removed from choir.

BUT I NEVER DID BAND EITHER AND IF I SAY THAT THEN ALL MY COOL FRIENDS WILL WANT ME TO BE A PART OF THEIR BAND AND I CANT SING OR PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS 😭

doggirls playing basketball because they grew up watching airbud

Ubisoft seem to have cornered the market on games that aren't very good but DO allow you to make a cute tacticool girl and go shooty shooty bang bang with her (Far Cry, Ghost Recon Wildlands/Breakpoint, The Division)

Something something we don’t get bread.