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SumJackass
@sumjackass.bsky.social
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Been in FL over a decade. Saw the wheels come off down here. Watching them come off everywhere.
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You know, after Noem dropped the new slogan everything kind of makes sense. Minnesota did nab that ICE agent for trying to meet up with a minor.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Kristi Noem looks into the camera with dead fish eyes while she stands behind a podium with the SS slogan "One of Ours All of Yours" and the dhs.gov/wow url for their marketing campaign targeted to under developed men with anger management issues. 4 ice agents are in the background, 1 full and 1 partial face visible. The 2 white officers on the right create an outline effect due to the camera angle.
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
sumjackass.bsky.social
“No matter who you are, you can’t just go around throwing stuff at people because you’re mad,” said the prosecutor.

Clearly this has not been the case in America for some time.

www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
Flanked by men in riot control gear, Greg Bovino throws tear gas at residents of Chicago's Little Village neighborhood. Reports state that no warning was given and the men around him are at ease. Presumably he just wanted to.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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At the height of August, if you're house starts to feel stuffy, maybe it is. Everything started feeling better after swapping this out.
An 18 in by 24 in by 1 in air filter is caked with dust.
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Chaos is a ladder, but you often end up falling into shit anyway.
If you're going to rename something on a map, have the barest bit of creativity.

Thanks and apologies to Humphrey Yang.
A map of the Gulf of Mexico. In the middle is a graph showing 2023 USA inequality labeled Gulf of America. Top 1%: 31.26% of wealth Next 9%: 37.70% of wealth Next 40%: 28.59% Bottom 50%: 2.45%
February 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I'm not fixing the grammar or spelling mistakes. This is the way.
Meme: Sure gramdma lets get you to bed. An old woman in a pink cardigan struggles on a nature path with her walker. A young woman in a blue top, white long sleve t shirt and jeans helps her along. Grandma: Did I ever tell you of Alf's hog dearie? Young woman: Sure did grandma. Let's get you to bed.
February 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Katz is wrong here. The argument that Biden or Harris would countenance a US annexation of Gaza is wrong. As is the assertion that historical evidence shows they would accept Palestinian removal.
A screenshot of a thread where Jonathan Katz argues that Joe Biden or Kamala Harris would support US annexation of Gaza in response to someone criticizing the politically inept Genocide Joe response to the Gaza genocide. Katz points out that he campaigned and voted for Kamala, and did accurately describe what Trump's policies would be.
February 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Apparently bots and nutters don't deal with apologies well.
Screenshot wherein I (hyperbolically) apologize for failing to prosecute Donald Trump for his coup via organization and participation in a massive protest to get Merrick Garland to uphold his oath. The other party argued Americans didn't deserve a prosecution because we didn't protest enough. She goes on to scold me for not protesting locally and asks what country I'll leave my kids.
January 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Ireland approves. Asher would prefer to lay on the blanket.
A white dog in a green sweater and a brown dog under a blue and white blanket face the 01/22/2025 Florida cold snap on a grey couch.
January 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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The other dogs were happy to get up in this new year but this one refused. Time will tell who was right. I tend to think that sleepyhead here is the smart one.
Happy 2025. Good luck to us all.
A 6 year old brown and white dog with uppie ears sleeping at 1130 local. She is tucked in under a soft brown blanket and her head is resting on a pink strawberry pillow.
January 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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With alt text so the visually impaired can join in on the sti jokes
Maryland is for Crabs in white lettering on a grey background. A red colored blue-crab print is on the right side. A Maryland flag is printed in the middle of the shell using the red of the crab and the grey of the background to make the design.
December 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
sumjackass.bsky.social
Not Star Trek
Color photo of the USS Enterprise CV-6. Blue flight deck, blue camouflage hull. 7 aircraft arrayed in storage configuration on her aft flight deck. 2 other ships of in determinant class in frame at 12 and 2 o'clock.
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Looking over the upcoming schoolboard meetings and saw this disclaimer that suggests that anyone looking to appeal this public oversight board's decision has to provide their own verbatim record.
Screenshot of Nov 20, 2024 meeting notice. Text: NOTICE OF INDEPENDENT CITIZENS COMMITTEE for MILLAGE OVERSIGHT (ICCMO) WORKSHOP BREVARD PUBLIC SCHOOLS, FLORIDA NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN: The Brevard County Public Schools’ Independent Citizens Committee for Millage Oversight (ICCMO) will meet on Wednesday, November 20, 2024 commencing at 1:00 PM and continuing until duly adjourned. The meeting venue will be the Board Room at the Educational Services Facility, 2700 Judge Fran Jamieson Way, Viera, Florida. This meeting is open to the public. Any person who decides to appeal a decision made by the ICCMO with respect to any matter considered at such meeting or hearing is hereby advised that he or she will need a record of the proceedings, and that, for such purpose, he or she may need to ensure that a verbatim record of the proceedings is made, which record includes the testimony and evidence upon which the appeal is to be based. NOTICE TO PERSONS NEEDING SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS AND TO ALL HEARING IMPAIRED PERSONS: In accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, persons needing a special accommodation to participate in the proceedings should contact the School Board Office at (321) 633-1000 Ext. 11412.
November 14, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Looks like mother nature is getting the bang for her buck this year. Enjoy the fore knowledge while the weather data is still free. #florida
A gif of the GFS forcast from Nov 12 to Nov 20 showing a hurricane forming in the Southern Gulf of Mexico, strengthening, crossing Western Cuba, and smacking Tampa.
November 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Seen a lot more dogs running around than normal in the past month. I think people are dumping them when they have to move.
2 year old black and white terrier mix that was running around the neighborhood last night lays on the concrete patio with a red kong collar and a yellow slip lead around his neck. Found collared on and chipped. Owner contacted via chip info that was last updated in Feb. No response.
March 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM