High five - I ate the rest of the Christmas candy they thought was already gone while mine (14 and 9) did the same
Did they do a perfect job? No.
Am I freezing cold right now? Also no, so I win

Nor is your professor obligated to let you use the ideal gas law for a liquid, even if you state it in your assumptions up front as I sadly found out in undergrad

Best Patriots post season QB since Brady

Or you could, you know, stop funding the death police altogether and start charging everyone with the crimes they are blatantly committing in broad daylight on video for the world to see?

This bridge is part of my family's insult collection - if anyone gets too whiny, someone inevitably says "ok, Trenton"
It's fun to see which outsiders get the reference and which are confused

Oh good. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

This was a load bearing task at my high school summer job. My boss's office layout was goofy and the motion sensor was at his door, so anytime he was in a meeting I had to watch for the lights to turn off and go open the door, step in, and go back to my desk

It's been a long 37 months this year

"Trailer for sale, guaranteed mouse-free thanks to my fine friend right here"

Any of the redheads must have for the costume colors alone. Those looked like they were designed in a lab to make them look sickly