Summer Sebring (Keepers of the 🔥)
@summersebring.bsky.social
Heroine in a novel never written. West Coast spirit trapped in Southeastern existence. Border Terriers rule! Not a self promoter, but very observant. Lifelong Dem. It's "Voila!", you idiots.
Spike, you just sit there looking so cute telling us our choices. 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Spike, you just sit there looking so cute telling us our choices. 🥰
I guess he's been pricing them for himself after the Age of Eunuchy has ended.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I guess he's been pricing them for himself after the Age of Eunuchy has ended.
Have Chevron execs convinced him that the US somehow owns Venezuelan oil? This makes no sense.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Have Chevron execs convinced him that the US somehow owns Venezuelan oil? This makes no sense.
This year just keeps getting worse and worse. 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This year just keeps getting worse and worse. 😭😭😭
I hope people in the community are coming forth to help him with the produce shop if he needs help. This level of sheer heroism should be rewarded.
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I hope people in the community are coming forth to help him with the produce shop if he needs help. This level of sheer heroism should be rewarded.
I wouldn't worry about that. Any future president worth his/her weight will tear all of this shit down.
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I wouldn't worry about that. Any future president worth his/her weight will tear all of this shit down.
I wish I would see my state on the list, but I'm pretty sure the NCBOE, illegally taken over by the gerrymandered General Assembly, happily handed over our private information to the regime.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I wish I would see my state on the list, but I'm pretty sure the NCBOE, illegally taken over by the gerrymandered General Assembly, happily handed over our private information to the regime.
You are going to make a tremendous attorney.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You are going to make a tremendous attorney.
Do they also become colorblind?
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do they also become colorblind?
Well, that's certainly a twist I didn't know about in our new role as fucking pirates.
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well, that's certainly a twist I didn't know about in our new role as fucking pirates.
Wow. And going into the Bowl season. That takes true grit.
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wow. And going into the Bowl season. That takes true grit.
You know who seize oil tankers? Somali pirates. Is that what the shit we've become?
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You know who seize oil tankers? Somali pirates. Is that what the shit we've become?
At least he finally figured out it isn't an IQ test or an aptitude test, so that's something.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
At least he finally figured out it isn't an IQ test or an aptitude test, so that's something.
What in the living fuck have we become?
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What in the living fuck have we become?
Tim, Gwen, Hope, and Gus (and Scout and Honey!) are a wonderful family. That's exactly why Scump and Scump, Jr. attack them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tim, Gwen, Hope, and Gus (and Scout and Honey!) are a wonderful family. That's exactly why Scump and Scump, Jr. attack them.
I sure hope the GP gets to the bottom of this and can provide relief. All of our hearts are still with you. ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I sure hope the GP gets to the bottom of this and can provide relief. All of our hearts are still with you. ❤️
Did he mention why he murdered them then?
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Did he mention why he murdered them then?
Better keep your blinds shut. They won't be happy, and they will be looking inside with paws up and frowns on their faces.
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Better keep your blinds shut. They won't be happy, and they will be looking inside with paws up and frowns on their faces.
Man, we're getting closer to "Weekend at Bernie's" every day.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Man, we're getting closer to "Weekend at Bernie's" every day.
I guess they want people treating the side of their building in the same manner as his star on Hollywood Blvd.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I guess they want people treating the side of their building in the same manner as his star on Hollywood Blvd.
He seems to have certain things that he believes rally his cult tattooed on what's left of his brain. The autopen must be one of those.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He seems to have certain things that he believes rally his cult tattooed on what's left of his brain. The autopen must be one of those.
I have always respected the military, but the Admiral knew better.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have always respected the military, but the Admiral knew better.
I didn't think less spine than Mitch was possible, but I was sadly mistaken.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I didn't think less spine than Mitch was possible, but I was sadly mistaken.
Nail it, Dave!
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Nail it, Dave!