if one person is getting what they need from a government program, idgaf of 20 other people are scamming the system for it too. literally, it’s worth it for the one person who needs it. also it’s just not happening on any meaningful scale so, who cares.

I took a sick day today, and i gotta say, what a freaking luxury it is to stay home when I'm feeling unwell and still get paid! Thank you, unions ✊️ this shouldn't be a privilege, this should be the norm.

BIG SHARE: I've never had mccain's deep and delicious. And now i can't try it. Am i missing much? Any good gluten free dupe recipes?

I don't know if this is "working in a public library" trauma, but i can't tell the difference between a person angrily yelling "HEY!" and a sneeze.

Just paid my bonus kid 2 bucks to retrieve my phone charger from the car because I'm too lazy. Is this why y'all have kids?

Living with my parents be like

It's wild that tourists keep going to Hawaii when they've like... specifically asked us not to?

I finally figured out how to change the clock in both of our cars without consulting a manual, and that's the most adult I've felt in years. Only a week (or two?) after daylight savings.

Do cops get mad if you honk at them, like when they're in the way, say when they've pulled a car over over on the off ramp of a bridge during rush hour? Asking for my grumpy self.

Why can't i find any tater tots other than mccain's? They are the worst ones 😵‍💫

I'm celiac so i can't find out for myself, what's the difference between a cronut and a cruller?

I've worked in libraries for over 10 years and just found out I've been pronouncing Thea Stilton incorrectly.

I don't know if this is like a middle aged thing, but I'm way more into comedy now than music.

Watches #Vengeance once (ok twice) and now constantly declares to cat "i love you mucho!!"

Just heard someone refer to a movie (disney's wish upon a star) as Claire's-core and i loves it. (@luci0usgarbage on tiktok)

I can tell the seasons have changed because 1 tea cuppa day turns into 2 or 3 cuppa day.