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Uncanny valley. Pretty sure he's a corporate AI synth, singularly focused on generating shareholder value.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Uncanny valley. Pretty sure he's a corporate AI synth, singularly focused on generating shareholder value.
Elden Ring could be 5 or more seasons of an HBO or Apple+ show.
May 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Elden Ring could be 5 or more seasons of an HBO or Apple+ show.
Chug that goo! 👀
May 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chug that goo! 👀
Thanks Obama
April 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thanks Obama
Don’t worry- we’re working on it! -❤️ America
March 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Don’t worry- we’re working on it! -❤️ America
Maybe jerseys shouldn't cost $200+
March 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Maybe jerseys shouldn't cost $200+
Good trouble!
March 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Good trouble!
I remember when Michelle Obama suggested eating healthier. Response was much different.
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I remember when Michelle Obama suggested eating healthier. Response was much different.
That goo's not going to chug itself
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 PM
That goo's not going to chug itself
Incredible movie with one of the worst scores imaginable
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Incredible movie with one of the worst scores imaginable
Paid roughly 1 million per goal
December 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Paid roughly 1 million per goal