Oh damn 707 ok you got me

"Kino" is just German for cinema but it's made it's way into slang for like Really Good Cinema or things that are worthy of Being cinema

It's very funny too bc unless you are DA:I Magepilled most people would see it and go "huh". Its old and i need to get it touched up lmao but can you tell I love the storm skill tree

Pure Cinema right here. Kino, even

I can't play Veilguard until I do both of these things (maybe a DA2 replay also although, tbh, I might be the only guy whose least favorite DA is 2 😬) so im safe from DA for like. Another whole year at least 🤡

Also I fucjing forgot Fiona was Orlesian lmao. The fucking king of Ferelden can be a half-Orlesian half-elf whose mother was a Grey Warden AND a mage 🙃 AND NO ONE INCLUDING SAID KING KNOWS 😂🤸‍♂️ Duncan recruiting him into the Wardens is so fucking funny (read: In A Tragic Way) All Things Considered

The stuff that is in Stolen Throne/The Calling that's never mentioned in game will haunt me forever. What do you mean Loghain the big bad hated Cailan bc he was romantically involved with Cailan's mother and she married Maric instead after he orchestrated the death of Maric's elf gf?

UGH I JUST REMEMBERED DUNCAN KNEW!!! god lmao I need a drink

I'm sorry its just insane that the King of Ferelden can be the half-elf son of a mage and no one alive (but Fiona) knows he's not a regular degular human fantasy-Catholic boy, not even Alistair. Not even the player unless they read a David Gai/der book!! It makes me insane about Alistair!!

I never make him king bc he's married to my Warden lmao, but my first DAI playthrough my stuff didn't import right and I wound up with dead HoF and King Alistair and I was so upset about it I started completely over with a new character lmaoooo. Like.... yall know I left Hawke in the fade im sorry 🤷‍♂️

Like his literal dream world was living happily with his "sister" and her kids, and the nightmare scenario is being king, which he never wanted, possibly married to Anora, which he also never wanted, while unknowingly denying asylum to his mother and her people