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Shit, really?
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Why do you keep on getting kidnapped like a princess? Just cover your ears til I get there
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
WHAT 7G SERVICE PLAN DID THE BLACKSMITH GIVE YOU???

Wait a second what did you do to my dragonfruit
June 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Beacon Academy? Y’know, best huntsman school ever heard of six ways past Sunday?

Well, whatever. I’ll find my way back, I always do! I’m good at finding folks I wanna find.

*She hopped off the chair and left the bar.*

Have a good one, bartender whale lady! I’ll be back with some more gatorade! 💪
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Awwwww shit I thought you died. Ascended? Whatever I thought I didnt have to deal with you no m

WAIT HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT WIFI IN THE EVER AFTER???????????????
June 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Really?! I mean, sure, I can hook you up with that. It’s just gonna be a trip from Beacon to… wherever this place is.

(…Now that I think about it, how DID I get here??)

But don’t worry! A huntress always completes a mission. And you seem chill, so it’s like helping out a friend!
June 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What are YOU so tired about? Sleepy ass
June 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Eh? Im not strapped for lien right now, so I don’t really need to sell anything… you can just take what I got on me. I got a huge stash back at my dorm.

*She slid over a few more bottles over to Miyoi. Green, blue, white, and purple flavors.*

Purple flavor is also one of my favorites, haha!
June 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh no, lightning dust is pretty real. It’s just used for bullet ammo and not sports drinks. I think that would be a violation of some sorta health law somewhere.

As for the taste, just think of it as a…. an elixir! Might taste strange, but hey, it works its magic pretty well!
June 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yep, those are the electrolytes! That zappy feeling is a short energy boost for your body to make it stronger, haha!

*She flexed her left arm to make a point.*

…It could also be lightning dust, but that’s just a rumor.
June 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Huuuhhh??? But it’s red flavor! That’s like the best one! How’s it weird tasting??

*mumble* Geez, and I thought Weiss had picky tastes…
June 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah! Like the salt and sugar in a soft drink. It replenishes all the stuff that leaves your body when you’re blackout drunk.

*Yang passed Miyoi a bottle of gatorade.*

Try it, if you want.
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Have you considered giving them electrolytes? That helps refuel the body when dehydrated by alcohol.
June 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM