Brian Taylor
@sunseekerdeluxe.bsky.social
A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
Pinned
Deactivating for a while. I'm very drained right now and this is a very draining place.
August 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Deactivating for a while. I'm very drained right now and this is a very draining place.
I am so fucking tired right now.
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am so fucking tired right now.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
... well, I'm in trouble. Seems like I'm going to end up framed for demonic possession, sealed in a coffin, and burned alive so he can steal my house and marry my mom.
... well, I'm in trouble. Seems like I'm going to end up framed for demonic possession, sealed in a coffin, and burned alive so he can steal my house and marry my mom.
August 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
... well, I'm in trouble. Seems like I'm going to end up framed for demonic possession, sealed in a coffin, and burned alive so he can steal my house and marry my mom.
... well, I'm in trouble. Seems like I'm going to end up framed for demonic possession, sealed in a coffin, and burned alive so he can steal my house and marry my mom.
Anybody reading this is sure to know this already, since I post a weekly advertisement of my musical tastes.
But sure, what the hell, let's do the thing.
But sure, what the hell, let's do the thing.
![GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE
for every like,
i will post one song I love [heart symbol]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tc4yrrmxbwbdpl2fcq2qtynm/bafkreicerjm7kbbmkywdubhzr7mey5ugupulzzypfpai2ubneaj2eqruwm@jpeg)
July 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Anybody reading this is sure to know this already, since I post a weekly advertisement of my musical tastes.
But sure, what the hell, let's do the thing.
But sure, what the hell, let's do the thing.
The Nozzle is still calibrating.
July 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The Nozzle is still calibrating.
One like, one non-political opinion.
Or maybe one like, one King Diamond publicity photo.
Want to know which one of these you're going to get? There's an easy way to find out!
Or maybe one like, one King Diamond publicity photo.
Want to know which one of these you're going to get? There's an easy way to find out!
July 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
One like, one non-political opinion.
Or maybe one like, one King Diamond publicity photo.
Want to know which one of these you're going to get? There's an easy way to find out!
Or maybe one like, one King Diamond publicity photo.
Want to know which one of these you're going to get? There's an easy way to find out!
If you see this, post a Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane cover you love.
(Look, we all know if I wasn't now wholly committing to the King Diamond meme bit, I'd be posting "No Witnesses in Outer Space." You can just pretend I did that, if you feel like it.)
(Look, we all know if I wasn't now wholly committing to the King Diamond meme bit, I'd be posting "No Witnesses in Outer Space." You can just pretend I did that, if you feel like it.)
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you see this, post a Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane cover you love.
(Look, we all know if I wasn't now wholly committing to the King Diamond meme bit, I'd be posting "No Witnesses in Outer Space." You can just pretend I did that, if you feel like it.)
(Look, we all know if I wasn't now wholly committing to the King Diamond meme bit, I'd be posting "No Witnesses in Outer Space." You can just pretend I did that, if you feel like it.)
Sure, let's start a now-reading thread. Why not?
First: To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust.
First: To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust.
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sure, let's start a now-reading thread. Why not?
First: To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust.
First: To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust.
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is where I post from
A classic video.
Yo La Tengo - "Sugarcube" (Director's Cut)
YouTube video by Yo La Tengo
www.youtube.com
July 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
A classic video.
Revisiting this point today, as I'm currently listening to a fifteen-track album that's 43 minutes long and is, yes, too long. It has too many songs. Pick your ten favorites and stop, Coffin Break!
New theory: if your album's longer than 45 minutes or has more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
July 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Revisiting this point today, as I'm currently listening to a fifteen-track album that's 43 minutes long and is, yes, too long. It has too many songs. Pick your ten favorites and stop, Coffin Break!
New theory: if your album's longer than 45 minutes or has more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
July 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
New theory: if your album's longer than 45 minutes or has more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
"But Brian, what about - "
Don't care.
"But don't YOU like a bunch that - "
Doesn't matter.
If you're longer than 45 minutes or have more than ten songs, you're doing something wrong.
Crossover hit of the century: Beavis and Butt-head but instead of Todd, there's a mysterious count from eastern Europe.
July 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Crossover hit of the century: Beavis and Butt-head but instead of Todd, there's a mysterious count from eastern Europe.
Posting early this week. Not that you care. Even I barely care and I'm the one posting it.
Freakish Friday #25
I learned to live with something I can't find
newdumbages.substack.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Posting early this week. Not that you care. Even I barely care and I'm the one posting it.
Any car with this dashboard should automatically play random Night Flight Orchestra songs when you turn the engine over.
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Any car with this dashboard should automatically play random Night Flight Orchestra songs when you turn the engine over.
Reposted by Brian Taylor
“My Cousin Vinny (a.k.a. Skeletor)”
(via Todd Spence)
(via Todd Spence)
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“My Cousin Vinny (a.k.a. Skeletor)”
(via Todd Spence)
(via Todd Spence)
Among all the other customarily great bits, this issue also lightly expands the lore behind everybody's favorite disgraced, formaldehyde-dosing forensic pathologist.
Good ol' Dr. Sereika. Love that guy!
Good ol' Dr. Sereika. Love that guy!
Batman: Dark Patterns #8 is out today from @dc.com.
Pareidolia part 2: in which a bat is set among the birds of the Rookery.
Covers by @cleanlined.bsky.social and @martinsimmonds.bsky.social.
I loved writing this one.
Pareidolia part 2: in which a bat is set among the birds of the Rookery.
Covers by @cleanlined.bsky.social and @martinsimmonds.bsky.social.
I loved writing this one.
July 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Among all the other customarily great bits, this issue also lightly expands the lore behind everybody's favorite disgraced, formaldehyde-dosing forensic pathologist.
Good ol' Dr. Sereika. Love that guy!
Good ol' Dr. Sereika. Love that guy!
No casual discourse I hate more than "NAME SOMETHING OVERRATED" discourse.
July 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
No casual discourse I hate more than "NAME SOMETHING OVERRATED" discourse.
Last listening for the night before I clock out to watch a ton of consecutive runs at SGDQ.
Haven't heard American Slang in ages. In memory it was a thinner offering than '59 Sound at one end or Handwritten at the other, with a few songs that don't quite even feel finished.
That opinion? Holds up
Haven't heard American Slang in ages. In memory it was a thinner offering than '59 Sound at one end or Handwritten at the other, with a few songs that don't quite even feel finished.
That opinion? Holds up
The Gaslight Anthem - Bring It On (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SideOneDummy
www.youtube.com
July 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Last listening for the night before I clock out to watch a ton of consecutive runs at SGDQ.
Haven't heard American Slang in ages. In memory it was a thinner offering than '59 Sound at one end or Handwritten at the other, with a few songs that don't quite even feel finished.
That opinion? Holds up
Haven't heard American Slang in ages. In memory it was a thinner offering than '59 Sound at one end or Handwritten at the other, with a few songs that don't quite even feel finished.
That opinion? Holds up
New bit: talking to the Judge like he's a dog. "Who's a great favorite? Who's a great favorite? Who's never gonna die? Is it you? Are you never gonna die?"
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
New bit: talking to the Judge like he's a dog. "Who's a great favorite? Who's a great favorite? Who's never gonna die? Is it you? Are you never gonna die?"
They said the perfect GIF didn't exist, but it does and it's:
a picture of a cat on a king diamond album cover
Alt: a GIF of a cat making faces and meowing on a king diamond album cover
media.tenor.com
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They said the perfect GIF didn't exist, but it does and it's:
Been reading my posts.
July 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Been reading my posts.
Getting real fucking sick of the all-day-every-day struggle.
July 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Getting real fucking sick of the all-day-every-day struggle.
July 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM