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Just squint a bit
He/him
Fuck yeah. We should all be eating more soup to keep the sadness at bay
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wish I couldn't remember having chicken pox. My mom had to duck tape socks over my hands to keep me from tearing all my skin off
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's like when there's no line to get to security, but you still have to wind back and forth through the huge maze of bollards
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wonder if any of those planes are the ones that they dropped in the ocean
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Witch Child is this!
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I've seen revenge of the nerds. these dudes seem in line with those creeps
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
some folks will just always be shitheads. It's incredible how many of them manage to fail into positions of authority
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Seems a lot of folks didn't consume this media before commenting

The first thing the senator points out is that these actions are all illegal because congress didn't declare war
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The first thing the senator says is that we aren't at war
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
She said that, said it first, and described it as "the real problem"

I don't know how that's minimizing anything
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Netflix; Netlax; Netflux
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
anything to run up fuel costs. gotta get everybody onboard for stealing Venezuela's oil
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm pretty sure this is just ragebait nonsense. The reddit account it's posted from has a weird contradictory post history, and claims that it's because it used to belong to her gay brother who needed a bunch of posts deleted so he didn't get fired for having a husband. Mad suspicious
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That’s fucking adorable
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
That knowledge gap doesn’t seem to have stopped him from blowing up a bunch of Venezuelans and threatening a land invasion
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You don't think driving up gas prices might improve public opinion around invading an oil rich nation? Like maybe, I dunno, Venezuela?
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Yes,” Bobby wheezed from behind me right before he began to devour me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think there was a chubby emu video about a kid for whom that kind of activity went poorly
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
if you let em rattle around long enough, maybe it'll make em all smooth like those rock tumbler drum things
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So many sinks to piss in
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM