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Senator Sunshine
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Floridian by birth, leftist by the grace of God.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
England continues to descend into an outlet store version of the United States. Just rehashing the debunked shoplifting panic of 2021 that police departments used as an excuse for a spending spree.
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Jaguars legend Andre Rison
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I can't believe nobody has posted Duval Andre Rison.
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just sitting here considering how banana-times this statement would have looked in January of this year.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Holy Jesus I’m a huge dork.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I've been reading about the final days of Imre Nagy (Nagy Imre) and the Soviet invasion that cost him his life. Such a tragic figure.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is unironically the hire more women guards meme.
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made these myself.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Blancmanges tried to turn us all into Scotsmen in the 1960s.
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My oranges are starting to round the bend.
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My Kelvin Timeline involves Robert Wise just slapping a drab Starfleet uniform on James Doohan and letting him do Star Trek: The Motion Picture just like this.
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Historical quibble - If Napoleon had so many friends, why did Deacon ditch him at the San Dimas mall?
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dr. I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The Swamp is loud.
September 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hello, old friend.
September 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.
September 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is giving strong Charlie Crist vibes.
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"big, sharp, pointy teeth"
September 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why does every TikTok from 1010XL look like this?
August 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM