Steven’s Universe
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If I am the joke, then you’re the punchline.
the seasons come, the seasons go
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the seasons come, the seasons go
ask not what your country can do for. You. burgered king
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ask not what your country can do for. You. burgered king
GW2 is so polarizing to me because I’ll spend an hour high as a kite just unlocking waypoints and enjoying doing nothing, then I decide to progress the story and am forced to dry fire a trebuchet at a high range target with no markers or quantitative information whatsoever
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
GW2 is so polarizing to me because I’ll spend an hour high as a kite just unlocking waypoints and enjoying doing nothing, then I decide to progress the story and am forced to dry fire a trebuchet at a high range target with no markers or quantitative information whatsoever
LITTLE SQUIRREL JUST HOPPED UP LIKE TWO FEET FROM ME WITH ITS TINY LITTLE BABY ON HER BACK
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
LITTLE SQUIRREL JUST HOPPED UP LIKE TWO FEET FROM ME WITH ITS TINY LITTLE BABY ON HER BACK
Went to go text Sarah and was becoming increasingly frustrated because I couldn’t find the number before I remembered she forced me to delete her government name and make her contact info just “Babygirl” like she’s Madonner
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Went to go text Sarah and was becoming increasingly frustrated because I couldn’t find the number before I remembered she forced me to delete her government name and make her contact info just “Babygirl” like she’s Madonner
Be kind to everyone you meet because they might be the backstock inventory manager and she might like you enough to give you first dibs on hundreds of dollars of barely or nearly expired merchandise for free
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Be kind to everyone you meet because they might be the backstock inventory manager and she might like you enough to give you first dibs on hundreds of dollars of barely or nearly expired merchandise for free
hate it when full metal alchemist brotherhood is abbreviated. fuck you mean fassigned memale at birth?
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
hate it when full metal alchemist brotherhood is abbreviated. fuck you mean fassigned memale at birth?
New Peak biome is… the Mesa was nothing to me compared to this
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
New Peak biome is… the Mesa was nothing to me compared to this
studiously searching for a show I feel like binging
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
studiously searching for a show I feel like binging
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Happy 100th Thursday game session 🎉 🎉 🥳🥳🪱🪱
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Happy 100th Thursday game session 🎉 🎉 🥳🥳🪱🪱
actually crazy how much better a bowl of spaghettios gets with a dollop of ricotta. she’s been everything to me lately
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
actually crazy how much better a bowl of spaghettios gets with a dollop of ricotta. she’s been everything to me lately
The born-and-bred Kentuckians I work with just laugh at literally anything I say because I’m like an oddity to them but every once in a while I make a joke that is so terminally online or like 2% too cerebral and all the air is sucked out of the room while they stare at me blankly
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The born-and-bred Kentuckians I work with just laugh at literally anything I say because I’m like an oddity to them but every once in a while I make a joke that is so terminally online or like 2% too cerebral and all the air is sucked out of the room while they stare at me blankly
ctfu the 70 year old historical house I live in is being targeted for demolition so it can be rezoned for office spaces off the highway BUT it’s made me kind of a sympathetic community sweetheart. the ebbs and flows.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ctfu the 70 year old historical house I live in is being targeted for demolition so it can be rezoned for office spaces off the highway BUT it’s made me kind of a sympathetic community sweetheart. the ebbs and flows.
tried to get Paul to help me identify Most Beautiful Girl In Kentucky so I could rizz her up and quickly realized I was only able to describe her by her hairstyle and clothes and nails
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
tried to get Paul to help me identify Most Beautiful Girl In Kentucky so I could rizz her up and quickly realized I was only able to describe her by her hairstyle and clothes and nails
gooood morning!$!
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
gooood morning!$!
Bad Apple Juice Monster
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Bad Apple Juice Monster
LOVE having things to poke at Umbra with
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
LOVE having things to poke at Umbra with
can’t remember the last time I smoked a cigarette but my god her siren’s song is ringing in my ear today
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
can’t remember the last time I smoked a cigarette but my god her siren’s song is ringing in my ear today
missed out on a breakfast pizza this morning and I’m honestly inconsolable
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
missed out on a breakfast pizza this morning and I’m honestly inconsolable
another soup night!!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
another soup night!!!
cheese and peanut butter god tier combo
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
cheese and peanut butter god tier combo
digiorno…….. what are we doing here? easily the weakest crust in the game. it’s like eating putty that got nervous. yall are SO lucky that this one expired and I got to take it home for free
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
digiorno…….. what are we doing here? easily the weakest crust in the game. it’s like eating putty that got nervous. yall are SO lucky that this one expired and I got to take it home for free
Carly Rae pregnant with her first child… happy for that baby but it should have been me
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Carly Rae pregnant with her first child… happy for that baby but it should have been me