Me: I don’t want to ask for changes, just do it whenever you’re ready.

Caretaker: *picks up PlayStation controller*

I’m painfully skinny enough to occasionally have delusional “Bet I could fit in that.” thoughts, especially around highchairs.

One day my boyfriend’s going have to take me to A&E with a tray stuck around my waist.

What every conversation with a babyfur should look like.

Close encounter of the messy kind.

Close encounter of the messy kind.

First dragon this tavern served. No funny looks and I didn’t even need to ask for the straw. 5⭐️ service.

(Hood: @furrjoi.com)

Diaper dragon wants to see you in his lair. 😈

4AM, but I gotta go when I gotta go.

Fwump!

(Upsettingly out of frame, but no retakes. 😩)