I cleaned up my tabs and now it feels so empty… Where’s all the garbage cluttering my brain? :(

I’m so fucking dumb.
I was thinking about random sentences for characters to say for shit (it’s my creative process okay) and literally one of the sentences my brain cooked up was “Is I’m stupid? Yes-“ and I cut myself off because what the FUCK I literally meant to think “Am”.

# Son

This is what I stayed up to 5am doing last night :)
They match my hypothetical clothing, wow

I’M DESTROYING THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT.

I forgot I was going out today (and nobody gave me notice??) and I didn’t have time to do my eyeliner.
At least I have my cloak on :)

Over the past few days I’ve realized two things:
My dog is a BT, and I retained the least exciting DOOMS.
I know both these things because every time my dog is being bad, I can sense what he’s doing.

Porters these days…
A FedEx truck turned into a driveway from the left lane, cutting right in front of us who were in the right lane.
Now that ain’t how you keep your cargo safe, now is it?