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@supernatural.wang
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There is not enough kitty litter in the world to cover up this mess. Hot as lava, organized like a seminar. All hole, no toad. Low-key daddy. I like the cut of your jib, I follow.

I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss

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Solidarity with all the parents attending productions of The Nutcracker by their kids' dance classes this holiday season.
A picture of the curtain and stage of the theatre which is about to host 5's dance class's production of The Nutcracker
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A screenshot from "The Simpsons" with Moe Syzslak laying on his back on the sand of the beach, waves lapping at his feet, with the caption reading "Come on tide, take me with ya".
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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HBTM.
A screenshot from "Wheel of Fortune" with a puzzle in the "Act Your Age" category. Vanna, looking lovely as always, is standing to the left of the revealed puzzle board, which reads: FIFTY-ONE AND READY FOR FUN The three contents are shown in insets below the puzzle board.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Good morning! It is officially December, which means that we are just over two weeks away from the start of Tripocalypse 2025, the traditional 1600-mile road trip to Canada for the Christmas holiday! And that means it's time to consult the most important map for determining where to stop each night:
A map from Visual Capitalist of the United States, with county-level coloring detailing which are wet, dry, or moist
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"Today, on 'Rick Steves' Europe', I take a massive rip from this artisanally crafted alphorn stuffed full of mountain-grown cannabis in an alpine village in Switzerland."
A screenshot from "Rick Steves' Europe" on PBS of a man standing on a rocky path, playing an alphorn high in the Swiss Alps
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I'm built like this if you even care
A picture of Blobby from Sony Pictures' "Hotel Transylvania" series. He is a green amorphous blob with a pair of eyes (and, curiously, sunglasses inside his blobby body--idk, I've never seen the movie)
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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This month's socks from The Good Store's Awesome Socks Club subscription may just be my favorite yet!
A picture of the socks I received in the mail from my subscription to The Awesome Socks Club. These are called "Purr-fection" and sport an orange background with grey heels and toe seams, with flying white and black and grey and brown cats all over them.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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IT'S FUCKING RAW

like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.
A picture of Senator Schumer (allegedly D-NY) at the grill, focusing on obviously raw burger meat which he holds on the spatula in his right hand
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A close-up of the picture of the cat door, focusing on the "Purrfect Portal®" embossed in the upper arch of the kitty door frame
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A sign made with the Zohran Mamdani sign generator, with the text reading "SUCKIN' ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME"
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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A sign made with the Zohran Mamdani sign generator, with the text reading "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT"
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of Doctor Hibbard and Lisa's teacher Ms. Hoover at a gallery showing of Marge's painting of a naked Mr. Burns, with Ms. Hoover saying "He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it."
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The kids are playing their favorite Nintendo Switch game. I wish I'd known they'd enjoy the built-in software more than the myriad games they don't seem to enjoy quite as much.
A picture of a flatscreen TV mounted on a brick wall above a fireplace mantel showing the Mii generation facilities of the Nintendo Switch. The character being created has comically oversized black sparkly eyes and a red shirt. The visage of Colonel Sanders on the box of the Kentucky Fried Chicken firelog sitting on the mantle watches over us.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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And my new bestest friend of all, State Rep. (and our future governor) Gina Hinojosa!
A selfie of yours truly with state representative Gina Hinojosa
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Just me and 25,000 of my closest friends.
A picture of a handsome young man (me) wearing a gold crown with "No Kings" written on it standing in front of a large crowd at the Texas Capitol
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Thank you, Mr. Pipe
A green sign with white text on the side of a jetbridge at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, with the text reading "This pipe delivers heated or cooled air to the cabin, so the pilot doesn't have to leave the engine running. Thank you, Mr. Pipe."
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Sometimes, after all these years, The Simpsons still hits. S35E1 was pretty good.
A screenshot from S35E1 of "The Simpsons" of a Bavarian-style building serving as a restaurant with the name over the door of "Brunchausen By Loxy"
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🎶🎵 California is where I lay my mack down/ Give me love! 🎵🎶
A panel of lights and key switches in an elevator in a hotel in Sunnyvale, California, where the light in the center of the frame reads "EARTHQUAKE MODE"
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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A close crop of a portion of the original picture. In white, all capital text reads "CHONCAGO" and below it, in red and a serif font, "BALLS"
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of Principal Skinner, hands on his hips, looking at Lisa Simpson and saying "I know what that means, young lady"
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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A screenshot of a post on social media by Andy Borowitz, in which the text reads "Federal Toops Arrive in Portland and immediately Form Bands" and the picture depicts four youngish men, wearing various stereotypically hipster costumes (e.g., one in suspenders and a buffalo check flannel shirt; one in a leather jacket and horizontally striped shirt; one with ridiculous flip-up sunglasses; and one in a denim vest with a collar)
September 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A screenshot from an early 90s "Saturday Night Live" commercial parody of a man wearing a white dress shirt, suspenders, and tie, sitting at a breakfast tab with a mug of coffee, orange juice, bowl of cereal, and a box of cereal labelled "Colon Blow"
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Don't call yourself a pizzaiolo unless you've studied under the master
A picture of a paper plate with an illustrated stereotype of an Italian pizza chef holding up a pizza in his right hand, and text reading "Chuck E. Cheese/ Where a kid can be a kid/ PASQUALLY"
September 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It's like I'm always telling @businesssocks.bsky.social - I am basically the equivalent of two chimps.
A clickbait-y picture from a news aggregation site depicting two chimpanzees, both of which have some sort of green fruit in their mouths, with a caption reading "Chimps consume alcohol equivalent of nearly 2 drinks a day"
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Can check feat. homemade cast iron pepperoni pizza (pineapple chunks on one slice added as a sop to the four-year-old's inscrutable taste preferences)
A picture of a homemade twelve-inch pizza having a substantial, thick crust, and topped with cheese and pepperoni. There are three small chunks of pineapple on part of the pizza as requested by the four-year-old. There is a can of Founders Brewing's All Day IPA lurking behind the pizza.
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM