Me at 10: Dude, The Cherry Poppin' Daddies are such a good band. (Sexualization goes right over my head).

Me at 35: Dude, The Cherry Poppin' Daddies are such a good band. (Sexualization goes right over my head).

This morning, as I woke up, there was a flash of an elaborate Fred Astaire dance scene only his dance partner was a Grimace head on a human man’s body.

Thanks McDonads.

In my dream last night there was a microwave that was also a TV.