Sam
@supersamio.bsky.social
World's #1 NFS Underground 2 enjoyer
https://www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio/explore
🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)
https://www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio/explore
🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)
what's the most important part of a joke timing
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
what's the most important part of a joke timing
3D printer? I hardly know 'er
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
3D printer? I hardly know 'er
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
*farts*
*farts*
*farts*
must have been my wind
starting to think that nothing can't be improved by putting an egg on top of it
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
starting to think that nothing can't be improved by putting an egg on top of it
so-called "free-thinkers" when they hear slide to the left, slide to the right, cross cross, cha cha real smooth
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
so-called "free-thinkers" when they hear slide to the left, slide to the right, cross cross, cha cha real smooth
there will be consequences
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
there will be consequences
going on a quest to find friends but it turns out the real friends was the macguffin i found along the way
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
going on a quest to find friends but it turns out the real friends was the macguffin i found along the way
mmmg coffee taste good, tasty unsleepy juice
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
mmmg coffee taste good, tasty unsleepy juice
what you should be using with a needle - a thread 🧵
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
what you should be using with a needle - a thread 🧵
british bluesky be like "greysky"
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
british bluesky be like "greysky"
day 2
day 1 of
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
day 2
My humour isn't just funny—it's so hilarious that AI could never match it. 🔥
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My humour isn't just funny—it's so hilarious that AI could never match it. 🔥
do you know what's great about vagueposting?
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
do you know what's great about vagueposting?
a hoarse walks into a bar, coughs, and struggles to ask for a drink of water
"sorry, i'm a big pony"
"sorry, i'm a big pony"
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
a hoarse walks into a bar, coughs, and struggles to ask for a drink of water
"sorry, i'm a big pony"
"sorry, i'm a big pony"
oh no, this cat does not have anything below where its tail begins
it is sans under-tail
it is sans under-tail
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 PM
oh no, this cat does not have anything below where its tail begins
it is sans under-tail
it is sans under-tail
literally me writing skeets
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 AM
literally me writing skeets
the wise man spreads thought-provoking messages to improve your understanding of life
i am not a wise man
the whys man spreads thought-provoking shitposts to ruin your understanding of life
i am the whys man
you will ask why
there is no answer
i am not a wise man
the whys man spreads thought-provoking shitposts to ruin your understanding of life
i am the whys man
you will ask why
there is no answer
January 22, 2026 at 10:06 AM
the wise man spreads thought-provoking messages to improve your understanding of life
i am not a wise man
the whys man spreads thought-provoking shitposts to ruin your understanding of life
i am the whys man
you will ask why
there is no answer
i am not a wise man
the whys man spreads thought-provoking shitposts to ruin your understanding of life
i am the whys man
you will ask why
there is no answer
this is my 69th skeet
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
this is my 69th skeet
lil jon if he moved from bsky to twitter:
all tweet tweet motherfucker
all tweet tweet god damn
all tweet tweet motherfucker
all tweet tweet god damn
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
lil jon if he moved from bsky to twitter:
all tweet tweet motherfucker
all tweet tweet god damn
all tweet tweet motherfucker
all tweet tweet god damn
"always look on the bright side" they said
it was laser :( owie
it was laser :( owie
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"always look on the bright side" they said
it was laser :( owie
it was laser :( owie
man
i
love
fneed for speed underground 2
i
love
fneed for speed underground 2
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
man
i
love
fneed for speed underground 2
i
love
fneed for speed underground 2
asmr hot goth catgirl explains kirby lore for 3 hours while calling you a good boy
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
asmr hot goth catgirl explains kirby lore for 3 hours while calling you a good boy