Edinburgh, I need you to step up your concert venue game. I can’t be going to Glasgow every time I want to see a gig. 😫

With each passing day post-inauguration I feel more and more like this chihuahua…

I need to know where all the funny people are going after the TikTok ban…

Dear SZA, I'm supposed to be listening to Christmas music right now, not 'Kitchen' on repeat... 😩

Spotify Wrapped, why are you out here lying. Am I really supposed to believe my friend is in the top .05% of listeners worldwide because they listened to Chappell Roan’s “Good Luck, Babe!” a mere 60 times in a YEAR? The stans are working harder than that honey and they make up more than .05%!

I love overhearing a good airport lounge conversation. Do I have any context? No. Have I filled in the blanks by making up an entire backstory for them? Yes. Will I ever think about them again? Not a chance.

Me mentally preparing to be around my conservative family for Thanksgiving…

Elon who? 💅🏻