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An AI image of coach Gordon Bombay enthusiastically telling the kids that Ducks have corkscrew penises
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
An AI image of coach Gordon Bombay enthusiastically telling the kids that Ducks have corkscrew penises
An AI image of Pierre Polievre crying at the Trapt concert he had planned if he won the election.
Womp womp
Womp womp
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
An AI image of Pierre Polievre crying at the Trapt concert he had planned if he won the election.
Womp womp
Womp womp
An AI image of Messier beating the shit out of Wayne Gretzky with the caption "you shoulda promised 'Mess' you wouldn't sell out your nation to an anthropomorphic cheetah, cry baby"
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
An AI image of Messier beating the shit out of Wayne Gretzky with the caption "you shoulda promised 'Mess' you wouldn't sell out your nation to an anthropomorphic cheetah, cry baby"
I've just badly pulled my calf muscle both falling out of the bed and sleep splitzing because I was too busy boogying down to Mr Big Stuff at the wedding in my dream to notice how perilous the situation had become.
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I've just badly pulled my calf muscle both falling out of the bed and sleep splitzing because I was too busy boogying down to Mr Big Stuff at the wedding in my dream to notice how perilous the situation had become.
honestly just miss playing gay chicken with the boys
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
honestly just miss playing gay chicken with the boys
First 10 in the collection. From pokerand
December 27, 2024 at 6:45 PM
First 10 in the collection. From pokerand
missing the golden internet days gone by of fat kids playing with lightsabers, fake russians mowing down their back yard with machine guns, and half naked black dudes dry humping furniture to slow jams.
December 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
missing the golden internet days gone by of fat kids playing with lightsabers, fake russians mowing down their back yard with machine guns, and half naked black dudes dry humping furniture to slow jams.
here come the scolding shit-tweets from the usual suspects defending the memory of a healthcare ceo
December 11, 2024 at 4:04 AM
here come the scolding shit-tweets from the usual suspects defending the memory of a healthcare ceo
never thought my generation would get our ted bundy moment, but here we are and i have the fanfic to prove it.
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
never thought my generation would get our ted bundy moment, but here we are and i have the fanfic to prove it.
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The real manifesto, short and to the point: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The real manifesto, short and to the point: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
while every law enforcement agency in the usa was busy with a single manhunt, the internet cranked out 93,000 chapters of brand new fanfic. who's the real party of law and order again?
December 10, 2024 at 4:32 AM
while every law enforcement agency in the usa was busy with a single manhunt, the internet cranked out 93,000 chapters of brand new fanfic. who's the real party of law and order again?
cleaning out my drafts:
every day i log on here and see bashar al-assad trending and think “oh no what has he done now,” but it’s always the same thing: being bashar al-assad. unbelievable.
every day i log on here and see bashar al-assad trending and think “oh no what has he done now,” but it’s always the same thing: being bashar al-assad. unbelievable.
December 8, 2024 at 4:34 AM
cleaning out my drafts:
every day i log on here and see bashar al-assad trending and think “oh no what has he done now,” but it’s always the same thing: being bashar al-assad. unbelievable.
every day i log on here and see bashar al-assad trending and think “oh no what has he done now,” but it’s always the same thing: being bashar al-assad. unbelievable.
fruit gushers walked so tide pods could run
December 5, 2024 at 4:22 PM
fruit gushers walked so tide pods could run
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Earlier in South Korea this soldier got absolutely manhandled in this iconic one hand reversal, he was too stunned to speak.
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Earlier in South Korea this soldier got absolutely manhandled in this iconic one hand reversal, he was too stunned to speak.
breaking: democratic officials calling for a background check on ted bundy. oh wow, turns out he’s a charming sociopath who murdered dozens of people. learned lots gg
December 3, 2024 at 5:03 AM
breaking: democratic officials calling for a background check on ted bundy. oh wow, turns out he’s a charming sociopath who murdered dozens of people. learned lots gg
its actually good and normal to raise kids on a strict diet of 'santa is real' and 'the pilgrims were just vibing' so they can grow up to believe in QAnon. critical thinking is for losers who hate christmas
December 3, 2024 at 4:53 AM
its actually good and normal to raise kids on a strict diet of 'santa is real' and 'the pilgrims were just vibing' so they can grow up to believe in QAnon. critical thinking is for losers who hate christmas
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I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
congratulations to rfk really tho, who could've imagined he'd be where he is now after such humble beginnings
a bald man in a white shirt and red tie says chicken sandwich
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and red tie says chicken sandwich
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November 29, 2024 at 4:23 AM
congratulations to rfk really tho, who could've imagined he'd be where he is now after such humble beginnings
imagine going to a parade with your friends and family in 2024 when you could stay home and watch an old sidemen sunday alone.
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
imagine going to a parade with your friends and family in 2024 when you could stay home and watch an old sidemen sunday alone.
seeing someone glaze the bluesky app has now been recognized by merriam webster as an official part of the alt right pipeline
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
seeing someone glaze the bluesky app has now been recognized by merriam webster as an official part of the alt right pipeline
investing this month's milk budget in apple hearing big things
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
investing this month's milk budget in apple hearing big things