The Hornbirds
@surelyfosho44.bsky.social
She's 6ft 2in and dances like a man.
Is Congress done measuring sticks?
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Is Congress done measuring sticks?
Why do people start wearing boring colors like beige and be like in their 40s.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why do people start wearing boring colors like beige and be like in their 40s.
I'm tired of seeing married couples acting like their parents taught them to act.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm tired of seeing married couples acting like their parents taught them to act.
I hate when people interrupt me mid conversation because they think I might say something offensive. Bitch I was just going to ask you the time.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hate when people interrupt me mid conversation because they think I might say something offensive. Bitch I was just going to ask you the time.
Haha, I bet nobody cutting they grasses now, bitches.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Haha, I bet nobody cutting they grasses now, bitches.
Why do employees talk shit about their customers in front of the damn customers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why do employees talk shit about their customers in front of the damn customers.
You don't need to talk shit to death to be productive.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You don't need to talk shit to death to be productive.
Why everyone hating on Mike Johnson. He's just doing his job.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why everyone hating on Mike Johnson. He's just doing his job.
Why customer service be so aggressive?
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Why customer service be so aggressive?
I hate when chicks get mad at me cause I won't like them back.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I hate when chicks get mad at me cause I won't like them back.
Some of these women I don't know if I should ask for they number or if they know self defense. I'm not trying to get roughed up.
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Some of these women I don't know if I should ask for they number or if they know self defense. I'm not trying to get roughed up.
Why everytime someone is mad people be like "medication"
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why everytime someone is mad people be like "medication"
Nicki Minaj is weird.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Nicki Minaj is weird.
I'm getting motion sickness from all this political shit.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm getting motion sickness from all this political shit.
Weeee wish you a fuckin Christmas we wish you a fuckin Christmas and a fuckin new year, and thanks fuckin giving too biiitch
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Weeee wish you a fuckin Christmas we wish you a fuckin Christmas and a fuckin new year, and thanks fuckin giving too biiitch
Yo, could y'all please stop talking.
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yo, could y'all please stop talking.
Parents should not be friends with their children.
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Parents should not be friends with their children.
If you are intending on making me feel sorry for myself, stay the hell away from me.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you are intending on making me feel sorry for myself, stay the hell away from me.
I need to be free from everyone's opinion of me for like 20 years.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need to be free from everyone's opinion of me for like 20 years.
There should be a Halloween movie about Donald Trump.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There should be a Halloween movie about Donald Trump.
I want some ai coochie
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I want some ai coochie
If you are a woman who thinks someone is flirting with you, make sure you're right.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you are a woman who thinks someone is flirting with you, make sure you're right.
I hate saying good morning. It's corny.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hate saying good morning. It's corny.
I am not interested in writing a book. Because I really don't know shit.
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I am not interested in writing a book. Because I really don't know shit.
Sorry Ms. Cashier lady I forgot to say good morning.
Cashier lady: I'll see you in hell.
Cashier lady: I'll see you in hell.
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sorry Ms. Cashier lady I forgot to say good morning.
Cashier lady: I'll see you in hell.
Cashier lady: I'll see you in hell.