Suresh Singaratnam
@suresh.social
Music is my life. Making strangers laugh on the internet is my favourite hobby. (He/Him)
Not gonna lie, I don't really drink alcohol, so until VERY recently, I thought "Dry January" meant the woman pictured below had the misfortune of meeting Ben Shapiro once.
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Not gonna lie, I don't really drink alcohol, so until VERY recently, I thought "Dry January" meant the woman pictured below had the misfortune of meeting Ben Shapiro once.
If you are serious about bringing Canadians together, you need to make articles like this available to all Canadians for free.
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
If you are serious about bringing Canadians together, you need to make articles like this available to all Canadians for free.
Gonna tell my grandkids that these were Mitch Marner & William Nylander
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids that these were Mitch Marner & William Nylander
No one:
The models on the Lululemon website, sporting the Team Canada 2026 Olympic Collection:
The models on the Lululemon website, sporting the Team Canada 2026 Olympic Collection:
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
No one:
The models on the Lululemon website, sporting the Team Canada 2026 Olympic Collection:
The models on the Lululemon website, sporting the Team Canada 2026 Olympic Collection:
Footage of me typing up a new list of Letterkenny cast members who went on to become Starfleet officers 👇👇👇
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Footage of me typing up a new list of Letterkenny cast members who went on to become Starfleet officers 👇👇👇
Gonna tell my grandkids that this was Heated Rivalry
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids that this was Heated Rivalry
Narrator: It was in that moment that all the decent people around the world told Democrats not to fuck this up yet again.
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Narrator: It was in that moment that all the decent people around the world told Democrats not to fuck this up yet again.
The liberating feeling of knowing I won't be travelling to the ol' US of A while this current administration is in office.
🤣🤷🏾🖕🍊🤡
elbowsup2025.com
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elbowsup2025.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The liberating feeling of knowing I won't be travelling to the ol' US of A while this current administration is in office.
🤣🤷🏾🖕🍊🤡
elbowsup2025.com
🤣🤷🏾🖕🍊🤡
elbowsup2025.com
POV your #Astronomy professor has finally had enough of his students forgetting which type of supernova is used as a standard candle 👇 👇 👇
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
POV your #Astronomy professor has finally had enough of his students forgetting which type of supernova is used as a standard candle 👇 👇 👇
Google, you bootlicking pieces of shit
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Google, you bootlicking pieces of shit
Footage of Canadian fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs watching Auston Matthews heat up with the goal scoring just a few weeks before the 2026 Winter Olympics 👇👇👇
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Footage of Canadian fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs watching Auston Matthews heat up with the goal scoring just a few weeks before the 2026 Winter Olympics 👇👇👇
So, Meta is actually blocking Canadians from posting links from SNOPES on Facebook now?
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
So, Meta is actually blocking Canadians from posting links from SNOPES on Facebook now?
TFW you finally finish a first draft of the exposition section of the 1st movement of your new trumpet sonata and it's time to start writing the development section
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
TFW you finally finish a first draft of the exposition section of the 1st movement of your new trumpet sonata and it's time to start writing the development section
Actual footage of me the morning after a new personal best on deadlifts, when my quads and glutes are a little sore and my lower back is NOT 👇👇
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Actual footage of me the morning after a new personal best on deadlifts, when my quads and glutes are a little sore and my lower back is NOT 👇👇
This is why you do NOT trust the A.I. overview on Google. I have NOT "collaborated with" Creed Bratton 🤣 🤦🏾♂️
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is why you do NOT trust the A.I. overview on Google. I have NOT "collaborated with" Creed Bratton 🤣 🤦🏾♂️
James Cameron really started an entire movie franchise based on the "White Saviour" trope and the appropriation of Indigenous cultures and when people complained about these issues in the first film, he doubled down to add a White dude with dreadlocks to his sequels. 🤣🤦🏾♂️
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
James Cameron really started an entire movie franchise based on the "White Saviour" trope and the appropriation of Indigenous cultures and when people complained about these issues in the first film, he doubled down to add a White dude with dreadlocks to his sequels. 🤣🤦🏾♂️
Next season (which will probably be the last of LeBron James' illustrious career), the NBA has the chance to do the funniest thing ever when scheduling the LA Lakers' Christmas Day opponent
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Next season (which will probably be the last of LeBron James' illustrious career), the NBA has the chance to do the funniest thing ever when scheduling the LA Lakers' Christmas Day opponent
No one:
Not a single journalistic soul in the history of journalism:
Rolling Stone on recent criticism of a billionaire singer songwriter's choice to stay silent on world and domestic affairs after saying she needs "to be on the right side of history" in 2020:
Not a single journalistic soul in the history of journalism:
Rolling Stone on recent criticism of a billionaire singer songwriter's choice to stay silent on world and domestic affairs after saying she needs "to be on the right side of history" in 2020:
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
No one:
Not a single journalistic soul in the history of journalism:
Rolling Stone on recent criticism of a billionaire singer songwriter's choice to stay silent on world and domestic affairs after saying she needs "to be on the right side of history" in 2020:
Not a single journalistic soul in the history of journalism:
Rolling Stone on recent criticism of a billionaire singer songwriter's choice to stay silent on world and domestic affairs after saying she needs "to be on the right side of history" in 2020:
If a passenger "casually mentioned" they had met with members of ISIS or Al Qaeda a few weeks earlier, and the Uber driver asked them to get out of the car because they "didn't feel comfortable driving Muslims", would the National Post have published a similar article about that incident?
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If a passenger "casually mentioned" they had met with members of ISIS or Al Qaeda a few weeks earlier, and the Uber driver asked them to get out of the car because they "didn't feel comfortable driving Muslims", would the National Post have published a similar article about that incident?
Damn, that boycott over the Jimmy Kimmel suspension really messed Disney up 🤣🤣🤣
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Damn, that boycott over the Jimmy Kimmel suspension really messed Disney up 🤣🤣🤣
No one:
Not a single Canadian soul:
Me at the stroke of midnight, every December 1st:
Not a single Canadian soul:
Me at the stroke of midnight, every December 1st:
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No one:
Not a single Canadian soul:
Me at the stroke of midnight, every December 1st:
Not a single Canadian soul:
Me at the stroke of midnight, every December 1st:
Ontario Premier Doug Ford to a disabled citizen of Ontario who was protesting Ontario new bill that guts tenants' rights: GET A JOB!
NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani:
NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani:
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ontario Premier Doug Ford to a disabled citizen of Ontario who was protesting Ontario new bill that guts tenants' rights: GET A JOB!
NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani:
NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani:
No one:
Not a single entertainment publication in the history of entertainment or the printed word:
Variety Magazine on Facebook tomorrow
Not a single entertainment publication in the history of entertainment or the printed word:
Variety Magazine on Facebook tomorrow
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
No one:
Not a single entertainment publication in the history of entertainment or the printed word:
Variety Magazine on Facebook tomorrow
Not a single entertainment publication in the history of entertainment or the printed word:
Variety Magazine on Facebook tomorrow