I hear Argentina is nice this time of year.

It's almost like, hear me out here, the war on Christian values is really coming from the right!

An interesting question that, I suspect, has a depressing answer is what medical care could the tipster get for the $60K?
A couple of stitches? Treatment for a broken bone? Heart transplant?

To be fair, if you can afford it you don't really need one either.

Depends on how many of them have skeletons in their closets that they might want the ability to keep hidden.

Batman's superpower is the ability to ignore people's civil rights.

If I knew who he was I'd have a serious ethical dilemma on my hands deciding whether or not to tell anyone. I think it would come down to the motive for the shooting.

The cats are in charge though, right?

I think that's why statements like: "You aren't stuck in traffic, you are traffic" are important to repeat. It's simple but it shows the error made due to a lack of perspective.

It won't be the corporations paying the cost though, it will be the taxpayers.