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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · 1d

Winchell's hasn't used this logo or color scheme in DECADES. Y'all lazy AF.

17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · 19d

Should make two distinct donations: First one for 86 cents. Second one for 47 cents.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 9

Please......go. And take the Cowboys with you when you leave.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 8

Yup. Ivana Trump, a very accomplished skier, just happened to fall down a flight of stairs.

Riiiiiiiiiight................

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 8

*dunked in agave nectar and laid in a fire ant mound*

17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 6

I think that's civil, not criminal. That's how E Jean Carroll was able to go after him.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 6

I mean, I'm ok with Luigi pills passing through their faces. Sooner rather than later.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Should have replied "Say that shit to my face, couch fucker"

17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 6

If he did, there's no statute of limitations on murder like there is on rape.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 4

So, the guy raving about how he's "stopped seven wars" (without identifying any of them) and is such an anti-war candidate that he's gonna call it the Department of War? That math tracks.

17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Sep 2

a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a purple background

ALT: a man in a black leather jacket is standing in front of a purple background

media.tenor.com

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Aug 30

Dystopian nightmares repackaged as feel-good stories are getting really old.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Aug 30

Was so hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Aug 30

Gaaah......I was hoping RFK Jr was "Garfielding" him.

17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Aug 30

The words "assassination attempt" are doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

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17, the OG @surfpunk.bsky.social · Aug 29

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