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SAT/ACT-Math-English-real Social Studies tutor. Insufferable, foul-mouthed goddamn liberal. Kind to those improving the world; irritant to all MAGAts. Pitbull dad. Democracy is saved by the stupidity of those who wish to end it.
Yeah, but bad acid though.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Yeah, but bad acid though.
And, Texas' electricity is almost completely unregulated, other than the bullshit the Texas Legislature passed and Hot Wheels Abbott signed.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
And, Texas' electricity is almost completely unregulated, other than the bullshit the Texas Legislature passed and Hot Wheels Abbott signed.
What?! Now he fucking wants ANTARCTICA?!
Or, is he completely unaware that penguins don't line in the Arctic?
Or, is he completely unaware that penguins don't line in the Arctic?
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
What?! Now he fucking wants ANTARCTICA?!
Or, is he completely unaware that penguins don't line in the Arctic?
Or, is he completely unaware that penguins don't line in the Arctic?
A failed Richmond, TX crooked police officer, elected crooked Sheriff of Fort Bend County, TX, then elected crooked US House Representative.
And, he has a twin brother as equally crooked.
What is it about Texans who elect crooks because they only see R or D after the candidate's name? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
And, he has a twin brother as equally crooked.
What is it about Texans who elect crooks because they only see R or D after the candidate's name? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
January 23, 2026 at 1:44 PM
A failed Richmond, TX crooked police officer, elected crooked Sheriff of Fort Bend County, TX, then elected crooked US House Representative.
And, he has a twin brother as equally crooked.
What is it about Texans who elect crooks because they only see R or D after the candidate's name? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
And, he has a twin brother as equally crooked.
What is it about Texans who elect crooks because they only see R or D after the candidate's name? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Wait until they shoot one down and blame it on Venezuela or Colombia.
Don't say it won't happen.
Don't say it won't happen.
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Wait until they shoot one down and blame it on Venezuela or Colombia.
Don't say it won't happen.
Don't say it won't happen.
Then they'll be rigged again, just like 2024 was.
www.electiontruthalliance.org
www.electiontruthalliance.org
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Then they'll be rigged again, just like 2024 was.
www.electiontruthalliance.org
www.electiontruthalliance.org
The observation that there is a "fact" sheet attached to this "plan" (which my 7-year-old granddaughter could have written better) says all you need: there is no plan, and the "fact" sheet has none.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The observation that there is a "fact" sheet attached to this "plan" (which my 7-year-old granddaughter could have written better) says all you need: there is no plan, and the "fact" sheet has none.
Talk about twisting one's self into a pretzel defending the worst piece of shit to infect planet Earth since April 30, 1945.
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Talk about twisting one's self into a pretzel defending the worst piece of shit to infect planet Earth since April 30, 1945.
Never miss an opportunity to make fun of that SOB. He is evil incarnate, and has been his entire life.
Maybe he is Hitler reincarnated... The death-birth timeline appears plausible.
Maybe he is Hitler reincarnated... The death-birth timeline appears plausible.
January 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Never miss an opportunity to make fun of that SOB. He is evil incarnate, and has been his entire life.
Maybe he is Hitler reincarnated... The death-birth timeline appears plausible.
Maybe he is Hitler reincarnated... The death-birth timeline appears plausible.
Ironic coming from an asshole who took 5 deferments during Vietnam and finally got declared 4-F for fake bone spurs.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Ironic coming from an asshole who took 5 deferments during Vietnam and finally got declared 4-F for fake bone spurs.
And in other news from AP...
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January 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
And in other news from AP...
apnews.com/article/aliy...
apnews.com/article/aliy...
Why won't ANYONE report on this?
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Why won't ANYONE report on this?
I wouldn't take a leak on Muskrat if he were on fire. And I once had to rent a Yaris on Alamo Bowl weekend in San Antonio. Driving on a 2-lane pitch black road was a bitch.
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I wouldn't take a leak on Muskrat if he were on fire. And I once had to rent a Yaris on Alamo Bowl weekend in San Antonio. Driving on a 2-lane pitch black road was a bitch.
But, strangely, it's never enough to throw the orange SOB out of office and into prison. It would solve every problem they have. What kompromat has he on 40 senators?
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
But, strangely, it's never enough to throw the orange SOB out of office and into prison. It would solve every problem they have. What kompromat has he on 40 senators?
As if President Stephen Miller gives a rat's ass.
January 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
As if President Stephen Miller gives a rat's ass.
Toyota. On the Yaris. 2007.
They were trying to integrate parts commonality so that the left drive and right drive variants could use the same dashboard. Yes, it's stupid and unsafe.
They were trying to integrate parts commonality so that the left drive and right drive variants could use the same dashboard. Yes, it's stupid and unsafe.
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Toyota. On the Yaris. 2007.
They were trying to integrate parts commonality so that the left drive and right drive variants could use the same dashboard. Yes, it's stupid and unsafe.
They were trying to integrate parts commonality so that the left drive and right drive variants could use the same dashboard. Yes, it's stupid and unsafe.
If you don't think the 2024 election wasn't rigged and that the election systems aren't still highly vulnerable, contact Nathan Taylor or Lilli McGregor at Election Truth Alliance. Reach them at [email protected].
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If you don't think the 2024 election wasn't rigged and that the election systems aren't still highly vulnerable, contact Nathan Taylor or Lilli McGregor at Election Truth Alliance. Reach them at [email protected].
Molly, it's quaint that you still believe the midterms will be held after Trump invokes the Insurrection Act and declares martial law, or at least rigged like the 2024 election was. This seems to be a third rail that mass media won't touch.
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Molly, it's quaint that you still believe the midterms will be held after Trump invokes the Insurrection Act and declares martial law, or at least rigged like the 2024 election was. This seems to be a third rail that mass media won't touch.
Run those assholes out of Minnesota. Record every action they make. Outside their hotels, make maximum noise for 30 minutes, dead quiet for 10 minutes, repeat that all night long.
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Run those assholes out of Minnesota. Record every action they make. Outside their hotels, make maximum noise for 30 minutes, dead quiet for 10 minutes, repeat that all night long.
Fuck Tom Whoreman, and his bag of bribe cash.
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Fuck Tom Whoreman, and his bag of bribe cash.