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phoenix. but sPo0oKy. @phxomg.bsky.social · 4h

Oh we got some cardigans on tonight y’all

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 4h

pure pleasure

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 5h

you may safely consume ten flavor packets worth of flavor per day

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 5h

hao hao, brown cow

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 5h

no texts please

my cup noodles are steeping

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 8h

maxing out my credit card at the marketplace of ideas

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

people say that bluesky is an echo chamber

when these are the echoes, who the heck wants to leave the chamber ?

this is true excellence in posting

負け組の👻 @brucef0rte.io · 1d

My hands are full can you scratch my eyeball for me plz

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

the reason that things seem strange at the moment (yes, they do!) is for this reason

the *only* reasonable response to the world as it currently exists is to begin screaming and never stop

so clearly that's impractical, and what most people end up doing is developing quiet, boutique insanity

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

i'm making

a corn call

a slimline princess style telephone but it looks like an ear of sweet corn

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

be honest

would you allow a classic loose-meat sandwich into your home ?

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

ur telling me this joe is sloppy 😳

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

putting one of those little calendars next to my bed

where it has the little dry-erase marker attached to it w/ a lanyard

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

harvard

no less than *harvard* says you hafta ejaculate 21 times per month to stave off prostate cancer

this is Information

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

ham-handed ?

hands, of *ham* ?

delicious 😳

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

as soon as you start talking about computers ur out of date

in fact computers don't even exist anymore

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

half the stuff in the produce section

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

how about chevy chase drumming for leather canary

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

sass-talk people who think mustard belongs in potato salad

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 2d

if it wasn't for sexism I could've been a hard drive for Halloween as a child

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

there are endless ways that people have devised to pervert potato salad

i won't deny people access to their dark desires, their twisted whims

neither will i support them

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

if ai was so good, auto-generated closed captioning wouldn't be so abominably awful

at least that's what i'm thinking

as a middle aged person

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

i'll accept *raisins* in potato salad before i'll allow a speck of mustard

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

thinking *real* hard about potato salad rn

the kind w/bacon

and *no* mustard

i'm not "that way"

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

ur typical kafka novel is some guy starts having an inexplicably horrible experience and then he gets killed

it's just basically normal life

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