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they always wind up being scrambled eggs!
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
they always wind up being scrambled eggs!
hey, if I could headline both a Law and Order and a CSI series, Yellowstone should be a piece of cake
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hey, if I could headline both a Law and Order and a CSI series, Yellowstone should be a piece of cake
I get it in Canada, its great and I can use it to pick up my poutine spills
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get it in Canada, its great and I can use it to pick up my poutine spills
worst MEAT ever!
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
worst MEAT ever!
They’re the same guy!
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They’re the same guy!
What about ole king Cole and whatnot
October 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What about ole king Cole and whatnot
We love you too!
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We love you too!
Fingerless gloves always make me wet! (and I'm a dude)
May 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fingerless gloves always make me wet! (and I'm a dude)
Last summer I rented one of their vans to take excess garbage to the dump, and the van actually smelled better after I loaded the garbage in…
May 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Last summer I rented one of their vans to take excess garbage to the dump, and the van actually smelled better after I loaded the garbage in…
Just because you don’t want to know why it is wet, doesn’t mean it is unknowable.
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just because you don’t want to know why it is wet, doesn’t mean it is unknowable.
It doesn't matter if it is your first time or your fiftieth, they are all magical in their own way
May 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It doesn't matter if it is your first time or your fiftieth, they are all magical in their own way
“You know his brother is a doctor “
May 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“You know his brother is a doctor “
Sorry, my small brain had to work too hard for that one
May 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sorry, my small brain had to work too hard for that one
Dust wasn’t invented until 1927
April 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dust wasn’t invented until 1927
Happy ejection day!
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy ejection day!
We made one out of EMOJIS!!!
April 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We made one out of EMOJIS!!!
resign as leader and let him take your place
April 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
resign as leader and let him take your place
Petty sure it was 34
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Petty sure it was 34
Given the amount of money for public school supplies, it is much more likely that she printed it at her own expense
March 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Given the amount of money for public school supplies, it is much more likely that she printed it at her own expense
I was love your posts, but this one - chefs kiss gesture
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I was love your posts, but this one - chefs kiss gesture