Elizabeth
@surreality94.bsky.social
Writer
Inactive theatre artist
Cat Mama
Mythical being 🧚♀️
Chronic rogue
ODU alum
Work in progress
Talk music to me
Inactive theatre artist
Cat Mama
Mythical being 🧚♀️
Chronic rogue
ODU alum
Work in progress
Talk music to me
How are you going to run Venezuela and Greenland when you can't even run the 50 states plus territories you already have? Going to judge moms on welfare for having too many kids, meanwhile you're spreading yourself thin. There are Americans working full-time and still struggling. Gtfoh
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
How are you going to run Venezuela and Greenland when you can't even run the 50 states plus territories you already have? Going to judge moms on welfare for having too many kids, meanwhile you're spreading yourself thin. There are Americans working full-time and still struggling. Gtfoh
Tryna fall in love, get married, and have babies. Trying to do normie things as someone who isn't a normie and isn't into normies XD
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tryna fall in love, get married, and have babies. Trying to do normie things as someone who isn't a normie and isn't into normies XD
My cat: meow
Me: MEOW!
Me: MEOW!
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My cat: meow
Me: MEOW!
Me: MEOW!
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nothin', right?
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nothin', right?
The love of my life is out there somewhere... probably pulling on a push door
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The love of my life is out there somewhere... probably pulling on a push door
Not being good at anything is EXHAUSTING. I'm okay at a lot of different things, but I'm really a master of none.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not being good at anything is EXHAUSTING. I'm okay at a lot of different things, but I'm really a master of none.
How do I stop tripping over middle aged fuck boys?
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How do I stop tripping over middle aged fuck boys?
Maybe one day I'll stop fucking up
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Maybe one day I'll stop fucking up
I remember the moment I realized that my parents had stopped calling me "Pumpkin." I was so devastated.
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I remember the moment I realized that my parents had stopped calling me "Pumpkin." I was so devastated.
What in the King George is going on
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What in the King George is going on
Nobody: Obsessed with me
Me: 🎼Why you so obsessed with me?🎶
Me: 🎼Why you so obsessed with me?🎶
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nobody: Obsessed with me
Me: 🎼Why you so obsessed with me?🎶
Me: 🎼Why you so obsessed with me?🎶
I miss pre-creepy Uncle Tom Kanye
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I miss pre-creepy Uncle Tom Kanye
Reposted by Elizabeth
Democrats need to stop acting like independents and Republicans can’t be our allies in defending our basic rights.
Democrats Need To Do More Than Texting While Rome Burns | Opinion
www.newsweek.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Democrats need to stop acting like independents and Republicans can’t be our allies in defending our basic rights.
My type is Steve Burns from Blue's Clues.
September 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My type is Steve Burns from Blue's Clues.
I'm like, yeah, you fine. Wonder when you'll be mine. You walk past I press rewind to see that 🍑 one more time
August 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm like, yeah, you fine. Wonder when you'll be mine. You walk past I press rewind to see that 🍑 one more time
Baby: wah
Me: Calm down, kid, it gets worse
Me: Calm down, kid, it gets worse
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Baby: wah
Me: Calm down, kid, it gets worse
Me: Calm down, kid, it gets worse
Hecht's was better than Macy's, Nordstrom, Dillard's, JCPenney, Kohl's, Lord & Taylor...you can't change my mind.
July 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hecht's was better than Macy's, Nordstrom, Dillard's, JCPenney, Kohl's, Lord & Taylor...you can't change my mind.
Reposted by Elizabeth
"Did you know you're everything I prayed for?
Did you know, every night and day for?*
Did you know, every night and day for?*
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Did you know you're everything I prayed for?
Did you know, every night and day for?*
Did you know, every night and day for?*
I just think it's funny how I got a raise (less than $2 more an hour) and am taking home less money. I'm disabled working 40 hours a week and can't afford health care AND housing AND transportation AND groceries...but I'm still expected to pay more in taxes than billionaires? Fishy.
June 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I just think it's funny how I got a raise (less than $2 more an hour) and am taking home less money. I'm disabled working 40 hours a week and can't afford health care AND housing AND transportation AND groceries...but I'm still expected to pay more in taxes than billionaires? Fishy.
I'm going through it, but I'll get through it
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm going through it, but I'll get through it
I wanna *do* the gym without having to *go* to the gym
April 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wanna *do* the gym without having to *go* to the gym
I think this is the best song I've written in a long time...but it's over 7 minutes long.
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I think this is the best song I've written in a long time...but it's over 7 minutes long.