James
surrealjames.bsky.social
James
@surrealjames.bsky.social
Chronic failure at giving af. Father, accidental cat owner, informed, and weirdly aware.
Pinned
Cats looking like they about to drop a sick EDM album.
Trying to find some sympathy that John Bolton was the target of Trumps revenge. Error 404 sympathy not found.
August 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sitting in the CBP office in Blain, WA. What's on the TV? PBS. Irony.
August 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every one of these morons is a republican: Tom Tiffany and Glenn Grothman, Michelle Fischbach, Brad Finstad, Pete Stauber, and Tom Emmer. And if they don't call climate change a hoax, they don't want to talk about it either. Enjoy your Canadian exports dummies! xoxo LOL

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US lawmakers write to Canada to complain that its wildfire smoke is spoiling summer
The politicians say their constituents are "limited in their ability to go outside" because of the air quality.
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July 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can't tell if this righteous cowardice or self-serving courage. Either way he's one of the assholes who created the problem he's leaving behind for someone else to clean up.

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Sen. Thom Tillis announces he’s not seeking reelection, a day after voting against Trump’s agenda bill | CNN Politics
Republican Sen. Thom Tillis of North Carolina announced Sunday he is not seeking reelection next year, a day after he was one of only two Republicans who voted against advancing President Donald Trump...
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June 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, he was soooo religious (see 6th commandment), and soooo conversative (responsible gun owners shouldn't be penalized for the acts of a criminal).
But this guy,

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Friends say Minnesota shooting suspect was deeply religious and conservative
The man accused of assassinating the top Democrat in the Minnesota House held deeply religious and politically conservative views, telling a congregation in Africa two years ago that the U.S. was in a...
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June 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fourteenth Amendment

Section 1

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Can't find the words slave or slavery in there? Help me out.
May 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Finally, an 80 year old senator (white male) who is out of touch with his base and caters to the whims of the right wing morons will be replaced with a 50-60 year old (probably another white male) who will be out of touch with his base and cater to the whims of the right wing morons
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Longtime Illinois U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin won’t seek reelection
The 80-year-old Democrat told WBEZ in an Illinois exclusive that age was a factor in his not seeking a sixth term in Congress.
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April 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trump voters=Democrat Senators =Hegseth=retarded.
I love logical solutions.
April 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It's not political. It's mind numbing stupidity. A racist, sexist, fascist, and utterly stupid white supremacist is the secretary of defense. If you voted for Trump, and you don't see a problem, you're retarded.

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Hegseth had a second Signal chat where he shared details of Yemen strike, New York Times reports
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth created another Signal messaging chat that included his wife and brother where he shared similar details of a March military airstrike against Yemen’s Houthi militants t...
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April 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Day 2 of my cancel-all-subscriptions and figure out how to not shop at amazon quest. Turns out, with a little work and you can find stuff elsewhere.
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Republicans/MAGA are just weird and stupid and hypocritical. Did I mention stupid? SO DAMN STUPID!
1. US, "We're going to abandon NATO."
2. US, "We're going to support Russian threats towards EU."
3. EU, "We're going to ensure our own security."
4. US, "DON'T STOP BUYING OUR WEAPONS!"
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US officials object to European push to buy weapons locally
U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters.
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April 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Cats looking like they about to drop a sick EDM album.
March 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If you're a republican (MAGA especially), and think that the "libs" or the "Dems" or "educateds" are irrational in thinking you're a f***ing moron, or some other descriptive label suggesting you are stupid, you elected this guy. Sit down and shut up about values.

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Grand Rapids Man Arrested for Solicitation of a Minor for Prostitution
A 40-year-old Grand Rapids man is in custody following his arrest for allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution.
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March 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
BE STRONG @schumer.senate.gov! You know, try something new you sniveling, caving, worthless piece of garbage.

Fight for the people of the USA, instead of what you've been doing for the last 20 years.

Retire, and do the real people of the US a favor.
March 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I like that the swearing on @bsky.app feels like adults watching their fence fall down during a storm, instead of batshit crazy drunk relatives at Thanksgiving (why is it always Thanksgiving, doesn't Xmas deserve a takedown) explaining how the Fed works aka Twitter all the time now.
March 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tell me this isn't what it feels like. A billionaire tech mogul who likes to abuse the mentally ill, and his hapless sidekick.
March 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Then there's this dickhead. Top 7 spending by US: Social Security, Medicare, Defense, Interest, Health, Security, Veterans. Let's detox him.
"The market and the economy have just become hooked. We’ve become addicted to this government spending, and there’s going to be a detox period”
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Treasury Secretary delivers startling message on U.S. economy
Scott Bessent delivered a candid take on what's next.
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March 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is my need to find a dark room due to the unexpected migraine I got after reading the news, just me, or the new norm?
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Reposted by James
Brilliant economic analysis, 5 stars, no notes. Unfortunately the artist, Bruce MacKinnon is on twitter (I will not use the other name!). x.com/ch_cartoon We'll see how long Elon let's him stay on that platform.

#orangefoolius #saveusfromdumb #dumbtrump
February 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Good luck, the elders don't want to listen to the current generation or surrender/share power. Get ready for the sit-down-and shut-up speech from leadership. @saikatc.bsky.social

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"The people in charge are so out of touch": Pelosi challenger pitches a "new" Democratic Party
AOC's ex-chief of staff and co-founder of the Justice Democrats warns the GOP is "moving too fast" for Dems.
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March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The idea of US exceptionalism is about to be tested.

#orangefoolious

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Germany’s Merz vows ‘independence’ from Trump’s America, warning NATO may soon be dead
Election winner likens the Trump administration to Putin’s Russia as he bids to take Europe in a new direction.
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February 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My unofficial #egg price tracker Day 3 (Not day to day).
February 24, 2025, QFC Ballard (Seattle WA).
QFC brand jumbo cage free white eggs, still $7.39 for a dozen (limit 2).

Where's my cheap eggs, delirious orange fat man?!

#trumplies #orangefoolious #inflation #eggs
February 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM