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#freedomcoast amazing customer service, holy crap #mtb
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Wondering how long it is before Josh Freese lets us in on why the "mid" band let him go.
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I didn't want my brake levers anyway. Thanks #Evri you useless cunts
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I knew watching Reacher was a good idea. Oh my Serinda Swan
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Daughter making me watch this masked singer bollox. Joel you're annoying as fuck. Davina sack you stylist
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ah bugger, when you wake up early to watch Hardline from the other side of the world to find out it's been cancelled
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
New chainring day #mtb
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Have Google secretly lowered the volume of there pixels? My phone and buds don't feel as loud as they normally do.
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reposted
Location: near Tesla's flagship London store in Tottenham
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Daughter is making me watch the masked singer, the presenter is a proper bellend
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Fuck off Anglian Water, you out my bill up by 13% last year, and another 7% incoming, there's myself and a 7 year old that's it. #ripoffbritain
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I now host my own wikipedia, why you ask? Because work was slow and I was bored
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Whether you're a fan or not. Well played Bruce good on you.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There's a chap that comes in my shop that's all for a UK version of ICE, this man has a Thai partner and has kids to her, oh it's going to be fucking glorious
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Well that was one way to make me uninstall the Facebook and Instagram apps.
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Christmas came early, Ian Watkins is dead, good, fucking scum pos, I hope people shit on your grave
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Has anyone got a copy of "The Bitch of Buchenwald" because I'm not paying these prices
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh yay bills are going up again. Can't wait for this country to fucking crash.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So didn't realise the original grid didn't come out on PS4, so hacked 360 or PS3 next, it's a tricky one knowing it could be Forza Vs GT all over again maybe I'll have to go both.
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Of any political party really.
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
So GT sport works with an offline save patch that's cool, just under 1tb of games installed already haha
October 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So I had to buy a 3rd party controller and borrow an official controller from a work buddy. But we're done. Now for the stupidity of not realising GT Sport was an online game FML.
October 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Playstation and there stupid controllers
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When did Facebook become one big add for Temu, Bullshit and stupid videos, only tried to find a picture of my nieces newborn.
September 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Bought a new tool box maybe I should have looked at the size on Amazon. Fml
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM