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Zeroday
@surreptitious.ly
Guy who does things. Musician, hacker, tinkerer, father, woodworker, budding activist, ייִדיש
And the B side to Birdland...
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ok so we need to outlaw the phrase "Weird AI" and replace it with "Strange AI" or something else. It would prevent this whole thing.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
@eve6.bsky.social more things in your blender!
April 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If Trump is any indicator, no, he'll just continue to fail upward.
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Also this was the whole idea behind 18F but, you know, Not Invented Here and the whole issue of control and purposeful failure.
March 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm willing to bet they think they can rewrite it in Python or something. I see the attitude constantly of looking at legacy systems and thinking they can do it better and quicker in some other, more trendy language, and the answer is almost always 'no'.
March 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's because of this I thought Tulsi might get thrown under the bus.

As it turns out there will likely be no bus, so no throw need.
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'mmmm yourrrr turrr-boooo thermos

Not their best by far, but the first thing that popped into my head.

Breakin' the straw, breakin' the straw, maybe
March 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Man we used to freaking love organs, didn't we?
March 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I know, I know, it's more numbers than beeps but it's 3am that's all I got in me
March 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Kids Beep
March 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
We need to discover more funny numbers
March 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That's for when you need to really make sure it seds
March 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh please please please rename Tesla to Trump Cars or something please
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can hear this image

And it sounds like Phil Collins
March 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I said come on, fhqwhgads
March 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I did the same. The only two things I subscribe to now are Wired and the Onion. Jesus.
March 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He's one of the reasons I started wearing mine, to hopefully counteract the damage slightly. Trying to reclaim it for lefty Jews somewhat.

It won't work, but I gotta try.
March 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sorry about your back. I need to do this to mine, too. Washing machine, not back.
March 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
No way Hayden Haynes is a real name
March 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I know, I barely have enough time left to enjoy the collapse of my health!
March 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not holding my breath. If they even said anything it would be extremely milquetoast.
March 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM