Kel Heyl
@survivalkit2ptoh.bsky.social
In order to know what I think I write.
My company has done design-build residential remodeling for 26 years. My principal trade is carpentry. Am certified as a building designer. The motto of my app is 'Making the Unlikely Likely'.
My company has done design-build residential remodeling for 26 years. My principal trade is carpentry. Am certified as a building designer. The motto of my app is 'Making the Unlikely Likely'.
Dear Mr. President,
Given how far up your ass your head is
I'm not clear how you tie your tie.
Do you tie it before your get rammed into snoozing position
or
given your tiny hands
do you tie it in place
?
Yours,
Fidelio
Given how far up your ass your head is
I'm not clear how you tie your tie.
Do you tie it before your get rammed into snoozing position
or
given your tiny hands
do you tie it in place
?
Yours,
Fidelio
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dear Mr. President,
Given how far up your ass your head is
I'm not clear how you tie your tie.
Do you tie it before your get rammed into snoozing position
or
given your tiny hands
do you tie it in place
?
Yours,
Fidelio
Given how far up your ass your head is
I'm not clear how you tie your tie.
Do you tie it before your get rammed into snoozing position
or
given your tiny hands
do you tie it in place
?
Yours,
Fidelio
Israel ?
American Capital's Death Star .
American Capital's Death Star .
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Israel ?
American Capital's Death Star .
American Capital's Death Star .
"Health Savings Accounts"
are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
They do nothing to reduce premiums.
They do nothing to reduce deductibles.
Buyers have no leverage in the marketplace.
HSAs are just dirty too small bandages on a cut open aorta.
are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
They do nothing to reduce premiums.
They do nothing to reduce deductibles.
Buyers have no leverage in the marketplace.
HSAs are just dirty too small bandages on a cut open aorta.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Health Savings Accounts"
are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
They do nothing to reduce premiums.
They do nothing to reduce deductibles.
Buyers have no leverage in the marketplace.
HSAs are just dirty too small bandages on a cut open aorta.
are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
They do nothing to reduce premiums.
They do nothing to reduce deductibles.
Buyers have no leverage in the marketplace.
HSAs are just dirty too small bandages on a cut open aorta.
When
there's
no poverty
no pollution
no potholes
and all the Workers are multi-millionaires
then
we can
consider
the possibility
of having billionaires
.
there's
no poverty
no pollution
no potholes
and all the Workers are multi-millionaires
then
we can
consider
the possibility
of having billionaires
.
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When
there's
no poverty
no pollution
no potholes
and all the Workers are multi-millionaires
then
we can
consider
the possibility
of having billionaires
.
there's
no poverty
no pollution
no potholes
and all the Workers are multi-millionaires
then
we can
consider
the possibility
of having billionaires
.
More and more people are saying to me as we pass -
Not Too Un Happy Holidays
.
Not Too Un Happy Holidays
.
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
More and more people are saying to me as we pass -
Not Too Un Happy Holidays
.
Not Too Un Happy Holidays
.
Techbros wet dream?
Renting our lives to us.
Renting our lives to us.
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Techbros wet dream?
Renting our lives to us.
Renting our lives to us.
Congratulations
Oligarchs
Petrogarchs
Maga
NRA
Techbros
and Republicans
on your murder of Professor Loureiro.
He had more
creativity
brilliance
ambition
and EQ
than all of you summed.
Oligarchs
Petrogarchs
Maga
NRA
Techbros
and Republicans
on your murder of Professor Loureiro.
He had more
creativity
brilliance
ambition
and EQ
than all of you summed.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Congratulations
Oligarchs
Petrogarchs
Maga
NRA
Techbros
and Republicans
on your murder of Professor Loureiro.
He had more
creativity
brilliance
ambition
and EQ
than all of you summed.
Oligarchs
Petrogarchs
Maga
NRA
Techbros
and Republicans
on your murder of Professor Loureiro.
He had more
creativity
brilliance
ambition
and EQ
than all of you summed.
We are Michelangelo's David just before the battle
More doubt than victory
Our descendants gathered round the fire
will sing of our triumphal exploits
.
More doubt than victory
Our descendants gathered round the fire
will sing of our triumphal exploits
.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We are Michelangelo's David just before the battle
More doubt than victory
Our descendants gathered round the fire
will sing of our triumphal exploits
.
More doubt than victory
Our descendants gathered round the fire
will sing of our triumphal exploits
.
Dear Office - Buyers
as opposed to office holders who win elections -
we're redefining our relationship to you
Either you legislate normalized corruption out of existence or you don’t get our vote.
Regards,
Fidelio
as opposed to office holders who win elections -
we're redefining our relationship to you
Either you legislate normalized corruption out of existence or you don’t get our vote.
Regards,
Fidelio
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Dear Office - Buyers
as opposed to office holders who win elections -
we're redefining our relationship to you
Either you legislate normalized corruption out of existence or you don’t get our vote.
Regards,
Fidelio
as opposed to office holders who win elections -
we're redefining our relationship to you
Either you legislate normalized corruption out of existence or you don’t get our vote.
Regards,
Fidelio
Maga isn't dead.
It just smells funny.
It just smells funny.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Maga isn't dead.
It just smells funny.
It just smells funny.
Dear Statisticians,
What's your best professional guess when all data coming from the Federal Government is totally false and totally useless?
When it's reported in donny' digits
which is what king pedo needs to hear
rather than what's true
?
Regards,
Fidelio
What's your best professional guess when all data coming from the Federal Government is totally false and totally useless?
When it's reported in donny' digits
which is what king pedo needs to hear
rather than what's true
?
Regards,
Fidelio
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dear Statisticians,
What's your best professional guess when all data coming from the Federal Government is totally false and totally useless?
When it's reported in donny' digits
which is what king pedo needs to hear
rather than what's true
?
Regards,
Fidelio
What's your best professional guess when all data coming from the Federal Government is totally false and totally useless?
When it's reported in donny' digits
which is what king pedo needs to hear
rather than what's true
?
Regards,
Fidelio
Does Capitalism offer choices?
Coke or Pepsi?
Bubonic Plague or Cancer?
Republicans or Democrats?
Coke or Pepsi?
Bubonic Plague or Cancer?
Republicans or Democrats?
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Does Capitalism offer choices?
Coke or Pepsi?
Bubonic Plague or Cancer?
Republicans or Democrats?
Coke or Pepsi?
Bubonic Plague or Cancer?
Republicans or Democrats?
Dear President Zelenskyy,
If you want unlimited arms from the US : announce a policy of genocide.
If you want unlimited arms from the US : announce a policy of genocide.
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dear President Zelenskyy,
If you want unlimited arms from the US : announce a policy of genocide.
If you want unlimited arms from the US : announce a policy of genocide.
Am feeling
Silicon Inhumanity [SI]
is closer to the mark than Artificial Intelligence [AI].
Silicon Inhumanity [SI]
is closer to the mark than Artificial Intelligence [AI].
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Am feeling
Silicon Inhumanity [SI]
is closer to the mark than Artificial Intelligence [AI].
Silicon Inhumanity [SI]
is closer to the mark than Artificial Intelligence [AI].
The monsters in Washington and Silicon Valley who are killing Democracy
are the same monsters who killed
Socrates and Jesus.
are the same monsters who killed
Socrates and Jesus.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The monsters in Washington and Silicon Valley who are killing Democracy
are the same monsters who killed
Socrates and Jesus.
are the same monsters who killed
Socrates and Jesus.
Let's call it My Lai 1.5
When those officers desperate for their next star
and those enlisted lusting for their next strip
napalm a Venezuelan fishing village
let's call it My Lai 2.0
When those officers desperate for their next star
and those enlisted lusting for their next strip
napalm a Venezuelan fishing village
let's call it My Lai 2.0
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Let's call it My Lai 1.5
When those officers desperate for their next star
and those enlisted lusting for their next strip
napalm a Venezuelan fishing village
let's call it My Lai 2.0
When those officers desperate for their next star
and those enlisted lusting for their next strip
napalm a Venezuelan fishing village
let's call it My Lai 2.0
“The simple step of a courageous individual
is not to take part in the lie.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
is not to take part in the lie.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“The simple step of a courageous individual
is not to take part in the lie.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
is not to take part in the lie.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
President Qashin is too rotted,
too toxic for sanitation workers
to even dare to pick it up.
too toxic for sanitation workers
to even dare to pick it up.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
President Qashin is too rotted,
too toxic for sanitation workers
to even dare to pick it up.
too toxic for sanitation workers
to even dare to pick it up.
After their pro-gerrimandering ruling
the six pack of traitors will no longer be called justices.
We now have
Grand Wizard Roberts,
Grand Dragons Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh and Gorsuch
and
Grand Cyclops Barrett.
the six pack of traitors will no longer be called justices.
We now have
Grand Wizard Roberts,
Grand Dragons Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh and Gorsuch
and
Grand Cyclops Barrett.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
After their pro-gerrimandering ruling
the six pack of traitors will no longer be called justices.
We now have
Grand Wizard Roberts,
Grand Dragons Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh and Gorsuch
and
Grand Cyclops Barrett.
the six pack of traitors will no longer be called justices.
We now have
Grand Wizard Roberts,
Grand Dragons Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh and Gorsuch
and
Grand Cyclops Barrett.
Thank you Australia, Britain and Canada
for recognizing the State of Palestine.
for recognizing the State of Palestine.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Thank you Australia, Britain and Canada
for recognizing the State of Palestine.
for recognizing the State of Palestine.
The purpose of propaganda
is to make one set of people
forget that other sets of people
are human.
Aldous Huxley
is to make one set of people
forget that other sets of people
are human.
Aldous Huxley
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The purpose of propaganda
is to make one set of people
forget that other sets of people
are human.
Aldous Huxley
is to make one set of people
forget that other sets of people
are human.
Aldous Huxley
OMG.
Rand Paul actually pulled his head out of his ass and said something insightful.
About the crucial need for the Senate and House to assert their War Powers to avoid disaster in Venezuela.
Rand Paul actually pulled his head out of his ass and said something insightful.
About the crucial need for the Senate and House to assert their War Powers to avoid disaster in Venezuela.
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
OMG.
Rand Paul actually pulled his head out of his ass and said something insightful.
About the crucial need for the Senate and House to assert their War Powers to avoid disaster in Venezuela.
Rand Paul actually pulled his head out of his ass and said something insightful.
About the crucial need for the Senate and House to assert their War Powers to avoid disaster in Venezuela.
Starting a pool -
When will using the N-word
be normalized at
Cabinet Meetings
?
When will using the N-word
be normalized at
Cabinet Meetings
?
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Starting a pool -
When will using the N-word
be normalized at
Cabinet Meetings
?
When will using the N-word
be normalized at
Cabinet Meetings
?