Josh Allen makes impossible throws, turns losses into wins… I wish life worked the same way
A tiny kitten was hit by a car and is fighting for his own comeback now.

I helped all I could — maybe you can make the next move gofund.me/fdd2c6ee5

I ACCIDENTALLY TAPPED MY KEYBOARD AND KILLED EITO BRUH OH NO HAHAHA #hundredline

waiting for hundred line to download on this flash drive i picked up today im so excited

LEAVE CANADA ALONE!
LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!
LEAVE THE GULF OF MEXICO ALONE!

FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK DONALD TRUMP

if soup has 1000 fans i’m one of them
if soup has 100 fans im one of them
if soup has 10 fans im one of them
if soup has 1 fan it’s me
if soup has 0 fans i am no longer alive on this earth
i love soup

Have you heard this good news?
As of January 1, every single one Chicago's 400+ municipal buildings — including 98 fire stations, two international airports, and two of the largest water treatment plants on the planet — is running on 100% renewable energy
grist.org/cities/chica...

Daniel Perry and Kyle Rittenhouse should be in prison.

Travon Martin
Jordan Neely
Breonna Taylor
Travin Martin
Tamir Rice
Kendrick Johnson
Mike Brown
Eric Garner

And 100s of others should be ALIVE!

was in a hotel elevator with some people who didn’t realize you need to scan your card to go up so i helped them out, seemed like alright folks. as im leaving they wish me a merry christmas so i say “happy holidays” in return bc its a whole holiday season. and these dickwads decide they need to 1/2

slightly edited version for bluesky

full offense if you turn off airplane mode before the flight lands i think you’re a selfish person

really missing new zealand right now, what a beautiful country

just joined bluesky and i’m trying to get to the memes, can someone help me out? thanks