Susaga
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If Youtube is as generous as Mr Beast implies, why does he need so many sponsors and side businesses?
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If Youtube is as generous as Mr Beast implies, why does he need so many sponsors and side businesses?
You forget, execs don't want new ideas. They want tried and tested ideas guaranteed to succeed, but with a slightly different shade of red in the logo. And if the product fails, they blame the shade of red.
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You forget, execs don't want new ideas. They want tried and tested ideas guaranteed to succeed, but with a slightly different shade of red in the logo. And if the product fails, they blame the shade of red.
I hope I never create a product so terrible that people are this happy to get rid of it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I hope I never create a product so terrible that people are this happy to get rid of it.
Short version: Shar is the goddess of shadows, gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss. Her sister Selune is the moon goddess and a decent person, which is a personal attack on Shar that will NOT go unpunished.
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Short version: Shar is the goddess of shadows, gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss. Her sister Selune is the moon goddess and a decent person, which is a personal attack on Shar that will NOT go unpunished.
Hey, don't shit-talk dorks like that. Dorks may be pathetic, but in an endearing way. He's too pathetic to be a dork.
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hey, don't shit-talk dorks like that. Dorks may be pathetic, but in an endearing way. He's too pathetic to be a dork.
Physically unable to enter a house if they haven't been invited in? If you scatter seeds outside your door, they are compelled to count them all before moving on? Refuses to go over running water (too loud)? Sleeps in a coffin?
Starting to wonder if Nosferatu was autistic.
Starting to wonder if Nosferatu was autistic.
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Physically unable to enter a house if they haven't been invited in? If you scatter seeds outside your door, they are compelled to count them all before moving on? Refuses to go over running water (too loud)? Sleeps in a coffin?
Starting to wonder if Nosferatu was autistic.
Starting to wonder if Nosferatu was autistic.
Considering why he did it, humiliation and arrest is enough. Out of all the characters in that case who need to die, my vote is for Hickfield.
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Considering why he did it, humiliation and arrest is enough. Out of all the characters in that case who need to die, my vote is for Hickfield.
It's honestly my favourite case in the game. The panty thief was shamed and arrested, and you didn't have to watch the same cutscene play eight different unskippable times.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It's honestly my favourite case in the game. The panty thief was shamed and arrested, and you didn't have to watch the same cutscene play eight different unskippable times.
Yeah, because they'd only shoot you if you attack first- Oh wait.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Yeah, because they'd only shoot you if you attack first- Oh wait.
They don't even care about loyal staff members. Why would they care about their players?
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
They don't even care about loyal staff members. Why would they care about their players?
"Miles, I'm sorry, but you need to say 'Um actually' to get the point. 'Objection' isn't gonna cut it."
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
"Miles, I'm sorry, but you need to say 'Um actually' to get the point. 'Objection' isn't gonna cut it."
"We are still performing blood sacrifices to summon demons, but we'll only be using our own blood, so it's fine." Just stop summoning demons. You don't need to do that.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"We are still performing blood sacrifices to summon demons, but we'll only be using our own blood, so it's fine." Just stop summoning demons. You don't need to do that.
They are, in a surprisingly literal way, taking the piss.
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
They are, in a surprisingly literal way, taking the piss.
Execs don't play games, and don't understand why someone would want to. That's why they keep coming up with monetisation options that are just "play less of the game".
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Execs don't play games, and don't understand why someone would want to. That's why they keep coming up with monetisation options that are just "play less of the game".
There are many times in D&D where I just decide the best move to keep my character alive isn't to heal, but is to take out the guy who just dealt damage to me. I take care of myself by dealing with the threat.
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There are many times in D&D where I just decide the best move to keep my character alive isn't to heal, but is to take out the guy who just dealt damage to me. I take care of myself by dealing with the threat.
That reddit user has exactly one good opinion.
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That reddit user has exactly one good opinion.
In both cases, the stocking is currently hanging from the fireplace and the blorbo is unable to get down.
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In both cases, the stocking is currently hanging from the fireplace and the blorbo is unable to get down.
Nah, they bring them back all the time, thanks to the multiverse.
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nah, they bring them back all the time, thanks to the multiverse.
Ironically, her mother blaming her for christmas going wrong ticked off a bingo square.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Ironically, her mother blaming her for christmas going wrong ticked off a bingo square.
Holy crap, he did. This was coming "soon" 1 year ago, so I'm looking forward to watching that. Thanks for letting me know.
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Holy crap, he did. This was coming "soon" 1 year ago, so I'm looking forward to watching that. Thanks for letting me know.