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susamong.bsky.social
Used Car Salesprincess
@susamong.bsky.social
Mx. Universe runner up ‘93. Votes yellow no matter what fellow

DNI:
-ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships
-car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40
-pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff
shortly before you posted this, I experienced a sort of revelation in the form of pure knowledge conceived immaculately into my mind and now I recognize that Faker from league of legends is the greatest sportsman to ever grace this planet
January 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
i just think it is preposterous to believe that an out-of-shape boy/man tapping buttons on a nintendo controller is anywhere NEAR as impressive as a wayne gretzky or michael jordan who has invested unfathomable amounts of practice and discipline to push the limits of the human body
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i’m doing crazy things to the edsel’s yonic grille. I’m so deep in the automobussy they can’t get me out
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
yeah that papyrus font hyperlink he drew is pretty preposterous
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
be a good bxy for mxmmy
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
smoking the shit that made the Reverend Love Joy
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
ok now youve really fuckin lost me lmao why'd you lorem ipsum me with imgflip
December 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM