I am me. I’m sure of it. Nothing famous or infamous. Just me. Do I get a fancy check? Or am I just left in the weeds…?

“America is not the orange guy.”

I hope our friends around the world understand this.

Some people type before they think 🫤

New record store day in April. So much to look forward to!

None of this matters. The 🍊🤡 is not in charge. He’s just doing what he’s told.

I would like to sit in that chair & stare out at the view. That’s it. My needs are simple.

Woo hoo! Flex those muscles!

If I put on a dress (instead of my usual yoga pants to work in a warehouse) I could get that job. Unless a prerequisite is jail time. Then sadly I don’t qualify. Back to the warehouse I go!