Just placed an order for a bar of chocolate for my husband and may have bought myself a bar plus a box of chocolates (for me). By accident

He had a go and was kicked out. Why do these people think we still want to hear from them?

Why? So the same rags calling her a liar today can run headlines saying 'Reeves forced to deny blah blah blah.. ' It won't make a blind bit of difference

The shocking thing about this is that she is still an MP. I'm sure her constituents would prefer her to do the job she was elected to do, rather than fanny about

My mother is 85 and lives in a big house she has no intention of moving from. She is furious about getting old. She was aware she should have planned to downsize years ago but didn't want to then and doesn't want to now. Not sure anything would have changed her mind over the past 30 years

None of us want to sit next to our own old Brexity uncle at Christmas. I certainly don't need to hear from someone else's. His opinions are no more welcome than my Uncle Don's just because he is the Chancellor's uncle

Have a day off

That feels worse. Churning out stuff he doesn't really believe that my mother then reads because she 'only gets it for the crosswords'