I would love this thread. Can you also include the full/real names in the cases where that's different?

My socks are on fixed circs because interchangeable ones don't go low enough

I've just got to the point of asking "is it the knitting needles or the meds you need to check?" (each is packed in an identifiable sub-bag)
Usually it's the knitting needles. I always have a lifeline in case of seizure, but so far it's never been a problem, and I get to knit socks on the flight.

Speaking from literal painful experience, the Oxford ed and trauma teams are very good, but I wouldn't recommend needing them.

It's definitely a compliment, speaking as another occasionally terrifying person

I am still disappointed that wells cathedral does not sell jelly babies.

and very occasionally, the donor heart fails, but the "old" heart has had time to rest and heal, and you can take the donor out again.

mine is on its side so as to avoid rat soup, and is used as a kind of open-fronted cupboard.

Librarians are nice. I highly recommend asking one to bring your work to a more accessible place.
Unless you're already on the top floor. Then definitely don't do that.

It took a while for me to realise that your "fancy church hats" weren't bishop's mitres...
And now it occurs to me that a dressing up box with various mitres, birettas, croziers, chasubles etc would be an *awesome* children's activity for a cathedral

My mum once invited them in for a "nice christian chat", so long as they helped with the dusting she was doing. They scarpered.

I apologise to dogs if I accidentally misgender them, so I think doing so to a child (even a very small one) seems reasonable.