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Susan of Texas
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Rich people kill you for money.
Maybe they confused the book with “Charlotte‘s Web.”
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wonder if The Widow Kirk has finally told her kids that Daddy is not, in fact, traveling with Jesus for work, to pay for their snacks.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If my skeets never make oblique references to BTVS, I am dead.
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Those bidets are murder.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you don’t know if death is in the name, you also should not eat it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Let’s not argue and bicker over who killed who.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m envious; I’m forced to be ironic on a corner of the dining room table.
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Irony makes everything more fun.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A meteor could do something really funny that day.
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Congress members call themselves ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen and ladies keep their word or the term means nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM