Sutton’s Anxiety Face Roller
@suttonsfaceroller.bsky.social
Just a horse girl needing a face roller to soothe her anxiety. I don’t really post about Bravo so don’t say I didn’t warn you ✌🏻
She/Her
She/Her
This is insane. Threads removed my post where I’m discussing my PRESCRIPTION BEING FILLED. I didn’t say I scored some off a guy on the corner. It’s a WALGREENS SCREENSHOT. Meta gotta chill.
(Yes, I requested review)
(Yes, I requested review)
July 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is insane. Threads removed my post where I’m discussing my PRESCRIPTION BEING FILLED. I didn’t say I scored some off a guy on the corner. It’s a WALGREENS SCREENSHOT. Meta gotta chill.
(Yes, I requested review)
(Yes, I requested review)
I’ve started bingeing The Valley and my god this shit show is addicting
May 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’ve started bingeing The Valley and my god this shit show is addicting
I just booked a cruise… Norwegian out of Jacksonville… 4 days to the Bahamas over Valentines Weekend… balcony room… $2200 total including gratuity, open bar, WiFi, specialty dining, excursion credit 🙌
May 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I just booked a cruise… Norwegian out of Jacksonville… 4 days to the Bahamas over Valentines Weekend… balcony room… $2200 total including gratuity, open bar, WiFi, specialty dining, excursion credit 🙌
It’s 7:20, I’ve been awake since 3:30. All my NYT and LinkedIn games done. Treadmill done. Breakfast eaten. Two cups of cold brew consumed.
I’m gonna crash by noon, aren’t I?
I’m gonna crash by noon, aren’t I?
May 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It’s 7:20, I’ve been awake since 3:30. All my NYT and LinkedIn games done. Treadmill done. Breakfast eaten. Two cups of cold brew consumed.
I’m gonna crash by noon, aren’t I?
I’m gonna crash by noon, aren’t I?
Remember the “this is your brain 🥚 this is your brain on drugs 🍳” PSAs?
Mine is the opposite with adderall/vyvanse
This is my brain 🍳
This is my brain on ADHD meds 🥚
Mine is the opposite with adderall/vyvanse
This is my brain 🍳
This is my brain on ADHD meds 🥚
April 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Remember the “this is your brain 🥚 this is your brain on drugs 🍳” PSAs?
Mine is the opposite with adderall/vyvanse
This is my brain 🍳
This is my brain on ADHD meds 🥚
Mine is the opposite with adderall/vyvanse
This is my brain 🍳
This is my brain on ADHD meds 🥚
Look at Maddy’s new kicks 🥹
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Look at Maddy’s new kicks 🥹
Why is Meta Business Suite the actual worst
April 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Why is Meta Business Suite the actual worst
Why does every Lowe’s trip always end up needing a second follow up Lowe’s trip? Every time.
Whether you didn’t get enough of something, forgot something, or realized you need something else, there is always a second Lowe’s trip.
Whether you didn’t get enough of something, forgot something, or realized you need something else, there is always a second Lowe’s trip.
April 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why does every Lowe’s trip always end up needing a second follow up Lowe’s trip? Every time.
Whether you didn’t get enough of something, forgot something, or realized you need something else, there is always a second Lowe’s trip.
Whether you didn’t get enough of something, forgot something, or realized you need something else, there is always a second Lowe’s trip.
Ew, David! (Jk I love you and Sesame Street)
April 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ew, David! (Jk I love you and Sesame Street)
The way I have grocery store trips scheduled this week because of course my ass needs to go to four different stores for Easter.
April 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The way I have grocery store trips scheduled this week because of course my ass needs to go to four different stores for Easter.
Finally 🫶
April 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Finally 🫶
CarMax is driving me fucking crazy with how long getting this car is taking
April 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
CarMax is driving me fucking crazy with how long getting this car is taking
Apparently my brother and his new wife told everyone they met on “dating apps” but didn’t specifically say tinder and I announced that to everyone during my speech at their reception last night lol
April 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Apparently my brother and his new wife told everyone they met on “dating apps” but didn’t specifically say tinder and I announced that to everyone during my speech at their reception last night lol
Washed my hair and now I’m in the process of blowing it out section by section and curling it with my air wrap then pinning the curls.
This is exhausting. This better look good.
This is exhausting. This better look good.
April 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Washed my hair and now I’m in the process of blowing it out section by section and curling it with my air wrap then pinning the curls.
This is exhausting. This better look good.
This is exhausting. This better look good.
I need input: I’m hosting Easter and hubby and I are disagreeing on what time to tell everyone. It’ll be food and an egg hunt for the kiddos. Key point: no one attends church. What time is this event?
April 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I need input: I’m hosting Easter and hubby and I are disagreeing on what time to tell everyone. It’ll be food and an egg hunt for the kiddos. Key point: no one attends church. What time is this event?
Happy Thursday
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Happy Thursday
I’m so damn impatient for my new (to me) car to arrive
April 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m so damn impatient for my new (to me) car to arrive
Sitting in the car a few minutes longer to avoid the “ice breaker” portion of the last day of this conference
April 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sitting in the car a few minutes longer to avoid the “ice breaker” portion of the last day of this conference
I have set my alarm for 5AM to watch the white lotus before work tomorrow
April 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I have set my alarm for 5AM to watch the white lotus before work tomorrow
You know what’s a struggle that’s not talked about enough? Being the perpetually early friends in a group of perpetually late friends.
April 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You know what’s a struggle that’s not talked about enough? Being the perpetually early friends in a group of perpetually late friends.
My child is currently ripping the rankest SBDs I have ever smelled in my life. Please send a gas mask.
April 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My child is currently ripping the rankest SBDs I have ever smelled in my life. Please send a gas mask.
Panera has white man level audacity to charge what they do for their equivalent of hospital food.
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Panera has white man level audacity to charge what they do for their equivalent of hospital food.
The lease on my car is up in July. We already had planned on turning it in and buying a used VW Atlas. Seriously contemplating pulling the trigger now before the tariffs make car buying a total nightmare (yes I know they’re already in place but prices on used are still okay)
April 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The lease on my car is up in July. We already had planned on turning it in and buying a used VW Atlas. Seriously contemplating pulling the trigger now before the tariffs make car buying a total nightmare (yes I know they’re already in place but prices on used are still okay)
The White Lotus was meh this week but hot damn, The Righteous Gemstones really delivered
March 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The White Lotus was meh this week but hot damn, The Righteous Gemstones really delivered
