Suzie Floozy
@suziefloozy.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader. She/her
Neither does Charlie but he doesn't let that stop him
September 29, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Neither does Charlie but he doesn't let that stop him
Oh, you just know someone has done that. I'd point the finger @charliefik.bsky.social but I doubt he owns an iron
September 25, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Oh, you just know someone has done that. I'd point the finger @charliefik.bsky.social but I doubt he owns an iron
Hmm, once I find out how to block and report you, this will form part of my evidence
September 25, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Hmm, once I find out how to block and report you, this will form part of my evidence
Maybe sell "natural antibiotics" (a jam jar of 'pond' water) alongside each pair, to keep your customer base going
September 24, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Maybe sell "natural antibiotics" (a jam jar of 'pond' water) alongside each pair, to keep your customer base going
I thought you sold those on eBay or something
September 23, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I thought you sold those on eBay or something
But of course 😕
September 23, 2023 at 12:35 PM
But of course 😕
I'm so proud of you, hun 💗
September 23, 2023 at 9:39 AM
I'm so proud of you, hun 💗
I'm okay, how are you?
<inserts judgemental eyeing up and down>
<inserts judgemental eyeing up and down>
September 20, 2023 at 3:47 PM
I'm okay, how are you?
<inserts judgemental eyeing up and down>
<inserts judgemental eyeing up and down>
Kel, you seem like an excellent local person. How would you feel about doing the really early morning deliveries on the (frequent) occasions that I'm too hungover..?
September 20, 2023 at 8:04 AM
Kel, you seem like an excellent local person. How would you feel about doing the really early morning deliveries on the (frequent) occasions that I'm too hungover..?
So lovely to 'see' you again ❣️
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<insert spying gif>
September 20, 2023 at 7:58 AM
So lovely to 'see' you again ❣️
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<insert spying gif>
HELLOOO DOTTIE! 🎉🍾
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<insert drunken old women gif>
September 19, 2023 at 6:47 PM
HELLOOO DOTTIE! 🎉🍾
<insert drunken old women gif>
<insert drunken old women gif>
I'm liking this plan more and more. I hope the accommodation that is provided for the local postie(s) is spacious with many bedrooms for all our visitors
September 19, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I'm liking this plan more and more. I hope the accommodation that is provided for the local postie(s) is spacious with many bedrooms for all our visitors
May I point out my second - essential - point? Decent and plentiful Malbec!
September 17, 2023 at 7:04 PM
May I point out my second - essential - point? Decent and plentiful Malbec!
Before the three of us apply for this post as a job share, does anyone know if Pam could still get a coffee delivered by Starbucks via Uber?
Also would Aldi deliver crates of their rather nice Malbec?
Also would Aldi deliver crates of their rather nice Malbec?
September 14, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Before the three of us apply for this post as a job share, does anyone know if Pam could still get a coffee delivered by Starbucks via Uber?
Also would Aldi deliver crates of their rather nice Malbec?
Also would Aldi deliver crates of their rather nice Malbec?
But Rob, we could send Pam to the shops on the non-stormy days!!
September 14, 2023 at 3:07 PM
But Rob, we could send Pam to the shops on the non-stormy days!!
That would be a great distribution of labour, as I could stay home and sample the wine you bought on the sunny/rainy days
September 14, 2023 at 3:06 PM
That would be a great distribution of labour, as I could stay home and sample the wine you bought on the sunny/rainy days
I'll do the mornings if you can do all the stormy weather days
September 14, 2023 at 8:30 AM
I'll do the mornings if you can do all the stormy weather days
I find that job vacancy strangely appealing
September 13, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I find that job vacancy strangely appealing
Haven't you been banned yet?
September 12, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Haven't you been banned yet?
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September 12, 2023 at 9:51 AM
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<insert vomiting girl gif>
September 12, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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S'ok. I get up some people's noses 🤷🏻
September 11, 2023 at 8:56 PM
S'ok. I get up some people's noses 🤷🏻
You are far too nice, hun 💕
September 11, 2023 at 8:55 PM
You are far too nice, hun 💕