Sven "Notes" Michel |🎵🗒️
svensational.bsky.social
Sven "Notes" Michel |🎵🗒️
@svensational.bsky.social
he/they. Former Community Manager and QA Tester for Blaseball, next ventures unknown. Wanna be renaissance man. Horror point-and-click adventure protagonist. Has approximate knowledge of many things. PFP by graciedarts on Twitter.
REAL
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It genuinely de-mystified a lot about all that shit for me, it was a huge breakthrough. Appreciate the hell out of you, Noel. 💙
January 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You did a lot to help me with my own body image issues and figure out good ways to combat that, your "finding protein additives that don't suck/fitness journey" was actually a huge inspiration for me to get back to the gym.
January 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Congrats, Noel!
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
TTGL was revolutionary because it made the Air Heavenly King the jobber instead
January 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Sounds like an average Taiko Drum Master experience
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I'm going to Try and beat as many Final Fantasy games as I can this year (I own all 6 Pixel Remasters in addition to OG 7 and 9 on PC, I'll need to pick up 8 and 10 at minimum) so having engaging with the Pixel Remasters as close to the Intended Way as I can so I can absorb the proper Energy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
In a cold take that will surprise no one: FF1 is really good! Despite some aged design flaws (a -lot- of the loot is backloaded which is a shame because the loot is the Sauce of FF1) it's a really good videogame! Maybe needs a few more NPCs to point you in the next direction other than uhhhh one.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Getting told 'fuck good parry' when you counter-pun a friend basically never gets old
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Understandable! I'm hoping to do the same
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My brother has a manbun and I have to constantly fight him over AI. I'm sure the two are unrelated but it means my fight or flight against them is already primed
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Watching you guys go through all three Prime games you hadn't already covered + all the spinoffs really was like watching a rickety high-speed rollercoaster. The quality gave me whiplash but it was a hell of a ride!
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Other Features 2/2:
- In place of a ranged attack, Sir Seremai could replace(?) one melee attack with an alternate attack that could force a Constitution Save (DC 14?) versus the Blinded Condition.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Other Features 1/2:
- The Basilisk was implied to be equivalent to Sir Seremai's Animal Companion, in place of something like Fiend Cultist's Hellish Rebuke or Elemental Cultist's Elemental Absorption.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Evidence for Sir Seremai's baseline:
- 3 melee attacks, which did both Physical and Poison damage (Altered Cultist basic melee)
- 2 1/Day Spells (Command, Charm Person) which aligns with the design space of the Cultists, but does not match any of their lists.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Modifications:

- The Guards had a spear, giving them a 10ft Reach Melee attack instead of the 5ft melee attack in the statblock.
- Sir Seremai's closest approximation is one of the four "Cultist" variants (Aberrant, Death, Elemental, Fiend, all CR 8)
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I need to know who designed the volume sliders on opposite sides of the console, I have a blind date with their kneecaps.
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's a quirk of where the projectile starts. Sean here is clipped through the reflector, so the projectile hurtbox starts past the Aegis Reflector and doesn't get eaten.
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM