malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇

Well, are you?!

If my significant other acts like my depression is just being a lil bummed again imma crash out… by lying in bed for three days straight.