So I’ve recently discovered that I’ve been singing Donkey’s “I’m all alone” song wrong my entire life 😐 but in my defense I feel like “there’s no one to RIDE me” makes sense….. because he’s a Donkey 🥴🥹

Clock app didn’t appreciate my sense of humor 🫠🤣

I think I finally nailed a Parmesan crusted chicken recipe to satisfy my longhorn craving.
(This is the video I sent to my homegirl. I can’t re-record this because the plate is empty now 😋😂)

Life of a Plagiarist 🫢

I never paid Mediocre-next-door any mind but THISSSSSS is who the 👱🏻‍♀️s were stanning over?!

This is not my cat. I do not feed this cat. So why does her fat ass show up every hour and wait in front of NOT-HER-BOWL as if I have missed her meal time?!

Her greed sickens me 😒😂

Cleansing the skyline by showing off my Emotional Support Beach Pebble 🤗 the Tism Council unanimously approved. His name is Rocco