Palace Nanny
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I keep tiny humans alive for money. It’s not as weird as it sounds. She/Her
Ya know when you’re watching 24 Hours and you think god this man is absolutely disgusting and then you hit the second episode and oh, oh no, it’s men. Not man. Men are disgusting
July 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ya know when you’re watching 24 Hours and you think god this man is absolutely disgusting and then you hit the second episode and oh, oh no, it’s men. Not man. Men are disgusting
My dpd driver could launch a successful stalking petition with how much I refresh the tracking page. He’s been very close TWICE today and keeps going further away.
June 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My dpd driver could launch a successful stalking petition with how much I refresh the tracking page. He’s been very close TWICE today and keeps going further away.
Ok it’s 6pm on Sunday and I am done. Yesterday I got up early to clean my room and clear out my dads wardrobe before it got too hot, and then I mostly just sat in front of my fan because 32 degrees in London hits different ok but I did manage a few little jobs
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ok it’s 6pm on Sunday and I am done. Yesterday I got up early to clean my room and clear out my dads wardrobe before it got too hot, and then I mostly just sat in front of my fan because 32 degrees in London hits different ok but I did manage a few little jobs
It’s 3.30pm and I’m very behind on my Sunday to do list.
June 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It’s 3.30pm and I’m very behind on my Sunday to do list.
Nanny love is that I packed everything up for an afternoon at the park, walked to the school to sit in the cafe with air con for 10 minutes, realised I forgot his ball and I’m now walking back to the house to get it and then rushing back for pickup.
June 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Nanny love is that I packed everything up for an afternoon at the park, walked to the school to sit in the cafe with air con for 10 minutes, realised I forgot his ball and I’m now walking back to the house to get it and then rushing back for pickup.
Everyday I watch tourists lose their freaking minds when cabs drive straight past them when they’re trying to hail. All of these cabs have their lights off. Which means they are busy.
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Everyday I watch tourists lose their freaking minds when cabs drive straight past them when they’re trying to hail. All of these cabs have their lights off. Which means they are busy.
My favourite misused phrase is when people say ‘escape goat’ cause I just picture a goat moving like a ninja
June 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My favourite misused phrase is when people say ‘escape goat’ cause I just picture a goat moving like a ninja
It’s so annoying to have a relatively good weekend and then wake up with a migraine on Monday and have to call out of work and now you’re filled with anxiety and dread for the coming week
June 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It’s so annoying to have a relatively good weekend and then wake up with a migraine on Monday and have to call out of work and now you’re filled with anxiety and dread for the coming week
Father’s Day really hindered my productivity today because I took my parents to lunch and the cinema (HTTYD is wonderful) so it’s almost 6 pm and not everything is done on my to do list and it’s mildly stressing me out
June 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Father’s Day really hindered my productivity today because I took my parents to lunch and the cinema (HTTYD is wonderful) so it’s almost 6 pm and not everything is done on my to do list and it’s mildly stressing me out
MB just called DB hubby in our group chat and I’m not a fan of that 😂
June 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
MB just called DB hubby in our group chat and I’m not a fan of that 😂
Trying to remind myself that peace often feels like boredom. Anyway, laundry baskets are empty, room id clean and bed is changed, everything is charged, prepped my snacks for the week and I feel pretty ready to take on the last term at work.
June 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Trying to remind myself that peace often feels like boredom. Anyway, laundry baskets are empty, room id clean and bed is changed, everything is charged, prepped my snacks for the week and I feel pretty ready to take on the last term at work.
I got some sweet potato jerky type thing from Costco and yeah that’s gonna be a no from me
May 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I got some sweet potato jerky type thing from Costco and yeah that’s gonna be a no from me
Kicked myself up the arse yesterday and finally got up and showered and out of the house but not much else was done so today I cleaned my room, emptied the laundry baskets and did all the little jobs. But my brain couldn’t let me have a good day so then I binged and now I feel incredibly sick
May 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Kicked myself up the arse yesterday and finally got up and showered and out of the house but not much else was done so today I cleaned my room, emptied the laundry baskets and did all the little jobs. But my brain couldn’t let me have a good day so then I binged and now I feel incredibly sick
Yesterday I went for a mani/pedi, grocery shopping, made a very good pasta salad, cleaned my room and went to the gym. Then of course watched Eurovision with a couple of margaritas.
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yesterday I went for a mani/pedi, grocery shopping, made a very good pasta salad, cleaned my room and went to the gym. Then of course watched Eurovision with a couple of margaritas.
I fear I’ll never be able to fully leave the bad place until we can be private on here cause the rare times that sometimes I don’t know replies to my post it’s like a jump scare
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I fear I’ll never be able to fully leave the bad place until we can be private on here cause the rare times that sometimes I don’t know replies to my post it’s like a jump scare
Been trying to go to the gym 4 times a week which means I have to go today cause I skipped Wednesday so if I don’t I have to go Saturday and Sunday but it’s Eurovision on Saturday which means I’ll most likely be hungover on Sunday. But I have 0 self discipline so I’ll most likely go back to sleep
May 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Been trying to go to the gym 4 times a week which means I have to go today cause I skipped Wednesday so if I don’t I have to go Saturday and Sunday but it’s Eurovision on Saturday which means I’ll most likely be hungover on Sunday. But I have 0 self discipline so I’ll most likely go back to sleep
Listening to this 6 year old tossing and turning and moaning about going to sleep while I myself am exhausted may push me over the edge. If he huffs one more time I’m going to headbutt the wall
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Listening to this 6 year old tossing and turning and moaning about going to sleep while I myself am exhausted may push me over the edge. If he huffs one more time I’m going to headbutt the wall
Sebastian just ‘saved’ a football with his face and now I’m in trouble for laughing. It’s not a real football it’s a little foam one so I think I’m still in the right
May 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sebastian just ‘saved’ a football with his face and now I’m in trouble for laughing. It’s not a real football it’s a little foam one so I think I’m still in the right
There’s a mum trying to make conversation with me in the playground, she has a buzz ball in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Look hun, I get it, if I was on a day off and we weren’t in a playground surrounded by kids, we could be friends, but today, no. Time and place
May 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There’s a mum trying to make conversation with me in the playground, she has a buzz ball in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Look hun, I get it, if I was on a day off and we weren’t in a playground surrounded by kids, we could be friends, but today, no. Time and place
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
I cleaned my room yesterday so today I just needed to do my laundry and all the little jobs to prepare for the week. Baskets are now empty and just waiting on one load to try so I can put it away and be done with my to do list and enjoy the rest of my day
May 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I cleaned my room yesterday so today I just needed to do my laundry and all the little jobs to prepare for the week. Baskets are now empty and just waiting on one load to try so I can put it away and be done with my to do list and enjoy the rest of my day
My parents are attending a mews party tonight, I’m almost certainly invited but my actual name wasn’t on the invitation so I’m using that as my excuse to not attend so that I can have the flat to myself and binge watch season 3 of Hacks
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My parents are attending a mews party tonight, I’m almost certainly invited but my actual name wasn’t on the invitation so I’m using that as my excuse to not attend so that I can have the flat to myself and binge watch season 3 of Hacks
Wedding Banquet is so wonderful and I cried twice
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Wedding Banquet is so wonderful and I cried twice
Our cleaner at NFs has not been able to come since about August last year because of some personal situations but NPs have stuck it out cause she’s been with them for about 15 years and they’re loyal which I love so we’ve just been managing, it hasn’t been great but we’ve made it work with us all
May 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Our cleaner at NFs has not been able to come since about August last year because of some personal situations but NPs have stuck it out cause she’s been with them for about 15 years and they’re loyal which I love so we’ve just been managing, it hasn’t been great but we’ve made it work with us all
Why do mothers not understand phones? You don’t need to be loud enough for them to hear you in Liverpool. It is not a tin can on a string. You can just use your normal voice I swear to god
May 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Why do mothers not understand phones? You don’t need to be loud enough for them to hear you in Liverpool. It is not a tin can on a string. You can just use your normal voice I swear to god