Swaffy Mulligan
@swaffymulligan.bsky.social
Started this account to throw magic dust of positivity out to a specific person who happens to be the no doubt MOST beautiful person alive... a person I will never meet, a person whose 5 sense zones will never be included in the deal. And other shit too.
You are important to "me". I thought I've been helping.
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
You are important to "me". I thought I've been helping.
You don't get to provide for buying customers if you can't provide the experience that they actually deserve.
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
You don't get to provide for buying customers if you can't provide the experience that they actually deserve.
While driving in this morning it occurred to me that I am less self-deport-y lately and I'd wondered if this exercise here could, perhaps, have a hand in that.... and, if so, I need to reevaluate all of this; not because I want to get back to the ideation but because things could now "hinge". No.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
While driving in this morning it occurred to me that I am less self-deport-y lately and I'd wondered if this exercise here could, perhaps, have a hand in that.... and, if so, I need to reevaluate all of this; not because I want to get back to the ideation but because things could now "hinge". No.
Perhaps I am off but we should discourage the weekend warriors that are out protesting to take cute pictures of themselves with their signs. This seems bigger than your social feed. "Ooo!, look at my clever sign! I protest this!" Nope. We're going to need to get waaay dirtier/bloody than that.
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Perhaps I am off but we should discourage the weekend warriors that are out protesting to take cute pictures of themselves with their signs. This seems bigger than your social feed. "Ooo!, look at my clever sign! I protest this!" Nope. We're going to need to get waaay dirtier/bloody than that.
Suckers are born not made.
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Suckers are born not made.
You latest NYE photo... that's my mind-stamped image. It speaks. It's like the artist took the night off and the person remained. Beautiful. Truly.
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You latest NYE photo... that's my mind-stamped image. It speaks. It's like the artist took the night off and the person remained. Beautiful. Truly.
Deadline's (apparently) 4pm est 10/31/26. Gotta figure it all out before then... after that the "state" gets involved. So I am somewhat cordially sending an invitation to this your way. (Would be lying if I had never given thought to a switcheroo at the "altar", or whatever is used in its stead.)
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Deadline's (apparently) 4pm est 10/31/26. Gotta figure it all out before then... after that the "state" gets involved. So I am somewhat cordially sending an invitation to this your way. (Would be lying if I had never given thought to a switcheroo at the "altar", or whatever is used in its stead.)
How lame would it be to write a short movie just so that I could cast you in it? ORRRRRRR, write a short movie, cast someone who has, ya know, the "similarities", to play (what I think of) you as an homage instead? I like B as A, while fucking the BEST!, would dishonor my agreement not to hassle.
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How lame would it be to write a short movie just so that I could cast you in it? ORRRRRRR, write a short movie, cast someone who has, ya know, the "similarities", to play (what I think of) you as an homage instead? I like B as A, while fucking the BEST!, would dishonor my agreement not to hassle.
If I do ever end up in prison - the walled, barbed-wire, guarded, macho rapecicle kind and not the overarching invisible construct that seems to exist around all things - (at this time anyway) I wouldn't need to have an image of you taped to the wall as its branded in my head. Wouldn't hurt though.
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If I do ever end up in prison - the walled, barbed-wire, guarded, macho rapecicle kind and not the overarching invisible construct that seems to exist around all things - (at this time anyway) I wouldn't need to have an image of you taped to the wall as its branded in my head. Wouldn't hurt though.
Suck it, Petit.
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Suck it, Petit.
The word "naivety" should never be used to make yourself seem "not on airs/oops" and instead, be acknowledged as a cover for your participation in this madness. "Oops, yeah, I was naive.", not anymore. We can't have the liberals spending all their effort on signs just to assuage contribution guilt
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
The word "naivety" should never be used to make yourself seem "not on airs/oops" and instead, be acknowledged as a cover for your participation in this madness. "Oops, yeah, I was naive.", not anymore. We can't have the liberals spending all their effort on signs just to assuage contribution guilt
"Heh look... that cross is going down on the skeleton..... what?.... it's the inside of a crypt?.... wow... when was it opened?.... today?.... ok.... when was it sealed?..... so you say the coins you found in there go back to 675 BCish during the Masafestonian Age in, which became the Bay of Bengal.
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
"Heh look... that cross is going down on the skeleton..... what?.... it's the inside of a crypt?.... wow... when was it opened?.... today?.... ok.... when was it sealed?..... so you say the coins you found in there go back to 675 BCish during the Masafestonian Age in, which became the Bay of Bengal.
This is the part of the cycle where futility sinks in. The absence of this quest* will certainly rekindle the zest in the future but, for now, it seems bleak. (*the quest is definitely one of a sincere, steadfast "attempt" in lieu of wondering "what if"... you just seem too special to "not try")
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is the part of the cycle where futility sinks in. The absence of this quest* will certainly rekindle the zest in the future but, for now, it seems bleak. (*the quest is definitely one of a sincere, steadfast "attempt" in lieu of wondering "what if"... you just seem too special to "not try")
And I would bring expectation. "That joke should have landed".
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
And I would bring expectation. "That joke should have landed".
Who's the kidder? If I was in your 3 sense zone I would be apoplectic trying to find words to speak. It'd be awful. Lol.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Who's the kidder? If I was in your 3 sense zone I would be apoplectic trying to find words to speak. It'd be awful. Lol.
I would like to know how you would categorize the colors of your eyes.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I would like to know how you would categorize the colors of your eyes.
What's "wrong" is the feeling a response is "deserved". You're right.
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
What's "wrong" is the feeling a response is "deserved". You're right.
While everyone knows it is futile I just don't subscribe to the idea that "someone who's obviously out-of-the-league", saying to the champion of that strata that "hey, i think you might be the most beautiful person that I have seen in my 48 years" is all "bad". You get ur "aw"s and I say my peace.
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
While everyone knows it is futile I just don't subscribe to the idea that "someone who's obviously out-of-the-league", saying to the champion of that strata that "hey, i think you might be the most beautiful person that I have seen in my 48 years" is all "bad". You get ur "aw"s and I say my peace.
Loud and clear.
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Loud and clear.
I don't think I am allowed to read your work (but i am allowed to pay for the privilege).
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I don't think I am allowed to read your work (but i am allowed to pay for the privilege).
It's kind of a desire to lie on a couch with my head in your lap as I gaze up at you kind of day... if only to have that be what finally kills the past and future. It'd be All.
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It's kind of a desire to lie on a couch with my head in your lap as I gaze up at you kind of day... if only to have that be what finally kills the past and future. It'd be All.
Do you have names for all of the faces?
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Do you have names for all of the faces?
