Paul Blart: mancala champion

Attention hack: pretend to eat boxes

It’s a very freaky ass white boy Wednesday indeed as my communications with Oven Paul have strengthened and I’ve learned about the portal underneath the oven. He says it’s a void where toys enter only to never return. The whirlpool nation is truly sinister for this.

While the leader of the whirlpool nation is no doubt having a leisurely Saturday, I am here still trying my rescue efforts to free Oven Paul. As you can hear the barrier into the oven dimension is squeaky like an NBA court and I think this is a good sign of weakened defenses.

It’s Freaky Ass White Boy Wednesday!!! Me and Oven Paul have cooked up some new merch for all our besties! Proceeds will fund spaceship creation to free Oven Paul from the Whirlpool dimension

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