alex
@swampdickhead.bsky.social
trying not to be observed
he/they, 32
autistic bpd mess
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he/they, 32
autistic bpd mess
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gothmas cats (this is now my designated photo journal since the least amount of people are Watching Me here)
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
gothmas cats (this is now my designated photo journal since the least amount of people are Watching Me here)
ouuuuuurgh psych appointment in a few hours kill me now (just make sure you get it right so i’m not even more traumatised and have to have MORE fucking psych appointments)
i guess we will find out if i need to get the therapy to rule them all faster if i show up sleep deprived and talking to myself
i guess we will find out if i need to get the therapy to rule them all faster if i show up sleep deprived and talking to myself
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ouuuuuurgh psych appointment in a few hours kill me now (just make sure you get it right so i’m not even more traumatised and have to have MORE fucking psych appointments)
i guess we will find out if i need to get the therapy to rule them all faster if i show up sleep deprived and talking to myself
i guess we will find out if i need to get the therapy to rule them all faster if i show up sleep deprived and talking to myself
post-nut clarity where you realise you need to rearrange physio asap
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
post-nut clarity where you realise you need to rearrange physio asap
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit
fell over badly and now my good knee is my bad knee 😭 i’m so glad orthotics are giving me a brace for each knee i’m gonna need it
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
fell over badly and now my good knee is my bad knee 😭 i’m so glad orthotics are giving me a brace for each knee i’m gonna need it
about to come out just to spite my terf uncle (and so i don’t have to shave to go see mum) what’s uppppppp
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
about to come out just to spite my terf uncle (and so i don’t have to shave to go see mum) what’s uppppppp
also here’s my new cat leo who i inherited he’s a polite boy
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
also here’s my new cat leo who i inherited he’s a polite boy
i felt pretty in my funeral outfit
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i felt pretty in my funeral outfit
if my fucking mates can stop dropping dead that would be lovely
i don’t want to be the one left behind
i don’t want to be the one left behind
September 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
if my fucking mates can stop dropping dead that would be lovely
i don’t want to be the one left behind
i don’t want to be the one left behind
what the fuck does one wear to your goth pal’s funeral
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i can’t tell
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i can’t tell
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
what the fuck does one wear to your goth pal’s funeral
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i can’t tell
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i can’t tell
not okay not okay not okay
August 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
not okay not okay not okay
friday: my lover came to stay🥺
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom
next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date
i am Okay 🥰
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom
next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date
i am Okay 🥰
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
friday: my lover came to stay🥺
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom
next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date
i am Okay 🥰
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom
next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date
i am Okay 🥰
doctors hate him! one boythings secret to getting medical professionals to actually do their jobs: medical special interest autism
(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isn’t helping my burnout that’s caused blepharitis lol)
(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isn’t helping my burnout that’s caused blepharitis lol)
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
doctors hate him! one boythings secret to getting medical professionals to actually do their jobs: medical special interest autism
(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isn’t helping my burnout that’s caused blepharitis lol)
(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isn’t helping my burnout that’s caused blepharitis lol)
oh yeah guess who finally got a formal hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome diagnosis after decades (?) of fighting? THIS GUY! AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY??
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
oh yeah guess who finally got a formal hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome diagnosis after decades (?) of fighting? THIS GUY! AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY??
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit
I CHECK THE DOORS CHECK THE WINDOWS AND PULL THE BLINDS! I CHECK THE CLOCK WONDERING WHAT HE’LL PULL THIS TIME! I HAVE A FEELING THAT NECROMANCERS OUTSIDE! AND IM JUST TRYING TO STAY QUIET
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I CHECK THE DOORS CHECK THE WINDOWS AND PULL THE BLINDS! I CHECK THE CLOCK WONDERING WHAT HE’LL PULL THIS TIME! I HAVE A FEELING THAT NECROMANCERS OUTSIDE! AND IM JUST TRYING TO STAY QUIET
excellent birthday week off with some excellent beings
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
excellent birthday week off with some excellent beings
why not go to the fun fair as a date
July 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
why not go to the fun fair as a date
life update: good soup
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
life update: good soup
i love how someone can come to my girlfriends birthday party as my plus one and immediately show their arse and show me up in front of all my friends and be extremely rude towards both my metas and now i have to dump them and i wasn’t even actually dating them in the first place
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i love how someone can come to my girlfriends birthday party as my plus one and immediately show their arse and show me up in front of all my friends and be extremely rude towards both my metas and now i have to dump them and i wasn’t even actually dating them in the first place
btw i got black hair dye on the text of this tshirt while dying hair in the filthiest bathroom i have ever been in
April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
btw i got black hair dye on the text of this tshirt while dying hair in the filthiest bathroom i have ever been in
new tshirt let’s go
February 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
new tshirt let’s go
i’m not gonna lie bluesky i’m feeling fuckin rough
all the anti trans shit that’s everywhere and my own bpd shit combined with adulthood meaning that nobody is ever really there is really weighing on me
all the anti trans shit that’s everywhere and my own bpd shit combined with adulthood meaning that nobody is ever really there is really weighing on me
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i’m not gonna lie bluesky i’m feeling fuckin rough
all the anti trans shit that’s everywhere and my own bpd shit combined with adulthood meaning that nobody is ever really there is really weighing on me
all the anti trans shit that’s everywhere and my own bpd shit combined with adulthood meaning that nobody is ever really there is really weighing on me
if we need a train as the last vessel for humanity during a deep freeze i truly know we can design it much better than snowpiercer because mallard exists
December 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
if we need a train as the last vessel for humanity during a deep freeze i truly know we can design it much better than snowpiercer because mallard exists
welcome to the new way of living it’s just the beginning of lavish
If you had to sing a song every time you entered a room, what song would you pick?
ridiculous interview questions
ridiculous interview questions
December 19, 2024 at 6:08 PM
welcome to the new way of living it’s just the beginning of lavish